Not really yesterday, but quite recent:
Went to a friends house, drank some beers, then we went to the train station to get to "the city" and I really had to take a piss, so I jumped over the railway (I was even sober enough to actually check the watch if any trains were near) started pissing, after wich two police officers, who were just staying in a car waiting for someone to do something came up and gave me a fine. In Norway (Oh blessed communist state) this cost 4000 kr (or more, depending on the situation), wich equals 768.05 USD or 498.26 euro... fucking bastards.