*Sigh* Okay, let me break this down to an elementary level for you.
Since he has a "crappy PC," as you so eloquently put it, he could still play KOTOR on the X-Box without it being "a nightmare." Since his list of Star Wars games includes numerous console games on different platforms, it's within the realm of possibility that he does own an X-Box.
What does your own hatred of consoles have to do with anything?