Suicide Bomber trips, falls down stairs...

The Vault Dweller said:
Considering he did die I'd say it's a success,
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I bet he gets stiffed on the 72 virgins though.

I heard this story on another forum and when I read the title (much similar to this one) I really hoped it would be a youtube clip.
 
[PCE said:
el_Prez]I heard this story on another forum and when I read the title (much similar to this one) I really hoped it would be a youtube clip.
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But if it were a YouTube clip, then it'd raise all sorts of questions about it's validity.

I'd much rather see a hilarious dramatization.
 
Jeez, I knew morons were a very widespread phenomenon but... damn...

Anyway, this was the first thing I saw when I clicked the link.
Believe me, it doesn't work that way! You get virgins, not bling!
 
PlanHex said:
Jeez, I knew morons were a very widespread phenomenon but... damn...
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They must have really lowered their standards for entrance at the suicide-bomber training school.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
How many people are in Iraq anyway? You'd figure the good suicide bombers would finish someday
 
Wow. That is beyond awesome. He gets a severe case of road rash, and then blows himself to Hell. I feel bad for the three who were injured, but this has to strike a morale blow to the various organizations doing this. Perhaps they start giving out safety warnings for what to do pre-blowing themselves up. "When walking, goose-step. When going up and down stairs, take it slow. We don't want to send you to the afterlife without some pretty virgins to accompany you when you're there, do we?"
 
I feel bad for the three who were injured, but this has to strike a morale blow to the various organizations doing this.
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yeah, like they're thinking: man, the guy tripped on the stairs, so incompetent...boohoo. I mean when you've got suicide bombers, i don't think you can have a lower morale. Maybe if they had emo suicide bombers... but then again those guys wouldn't want virgins in the afterlife...they would be the supply of virgins for the real suicide bombers...

When walking, goose-step. When going up and down stairs, take it slow. We don't want to send you to the afterlife without some pretty virgins to accompany you when you're there, do we?
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Well, i don't know, but my guess is that the virgins are supposed to be already there. I mean, how many virgins does one expect to kill when blowing up military convoys?
 
Blakut said:
Well, i don't know, but my guess is that the virgins are supposed to be already there. I mean, how many virgins does one expect to kill when blowing up military convoys?
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he means that if you dont blast some infidels with you, you wont get your virgins.
 
I wonder what happens if they don't detonate. I mean, they go to the site and they're all like "Die infidels, die, Allaaaah!..." click click "??" and the bomb doesn't go off... i guess they go to prison. Would they try again or what?
 
Blakut said:
I wonder what happens if they don't detonate. I mean, they go to the site and they're all like "Die infidels, die, Allaaaah!..." click click "??" and the bomb doesn't go off... i guess they go to prison. Would they try again or what?
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Happened in London a couple of weeks after the 7/7 bombings.

IIRC their detonators went off, causing a very small bang, but the main bomb didn't. The Londonders on the Tube with them weren't too happy that these people were trying to kill them...
 
Blakut said:
When walking, goose-step. When going up and down stairs, take it slow. We don't want to send you to the afterlife without some pretty virgins to accompany you when you're there, do we?
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Well, i don't know, but my guess is that the virgins are supposed to be already there. I mean, how many virgins does one expect to kill when blowing up military convoys?
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That would be an interesting logic.

...ever heard of the pedophile suicide bomber?
He blew up a kindergarten!


Over the top much?
 
I wonder what happens if they don't detonate. I mean, they go to the site and they're all like "Die infidels, die, Allaaaah!..." click click "??" and the bomb doesn't go off... i guess they go to prison. Would they try again or what?
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Ever heard about the Reid dude, the one that had a bomb in his shoe and tried to detonate it on a plane?

People beat the living shit out of him, tied him to a chair with belts and stuffed him full of Valium.
 
Sounds like a pretty awesome party.

Methinks he tripped on a shoe? Maybe total eclipse of the heart was playing in his mind. I mean, I'm not the only person in the world who gets distracted by the soulful croon of Bonnie Tyler. Am I?
 
Wooz said:
Ever heard about the Reid dude, the one that had a bomb in his shoe and tried to detonate it on a plane?

People beat the living shit out of him, tied him to a chair with belts and stuffed him full of Valium.
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I used to work in airport security. The shoe bomber is a classic example.

The guy managed to smuggle on board a complete bomb in his shoe. With the fuse sticking out the side and all.
The plane takes off and everything is just peachy and none suspects they are about to get blown out of the sky.

But the idiot bomber sat himself next to the aisle and in plain view while he fiddled with a box of matches near his shoe.

Like Wooz said. He got his shait promptley beaten out of him. Yay!


10 points for planning.

0 for execution.
 
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