I'm sorry if the answer to this is already generally known, and I'm just REALLY, REALLY stupid, but what is the deal with the tanker in FO2? I mean, if this f-ing HUGE tanker merrily sailed right into my oil rig, I'd want at least to find out something about it. Or the wierd power suited dude riding it in solo. With the his big ass guns.
ENCLAVE TROOPER: Sir! This ancient Poseidon Oil tanker just-
PRESIDENT: Shh!
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Uh, sir?
PRESIDENT: I'm trying to build the worlds largest card pyramid...
Anyways, what were you saying?
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Uh, like I was saying, an old tanker just docked. It had a single passenger, wearing regulation power armor. He DOES have an IFF transponder that checks out, but-
PRESIDENT: That's great! Let him in!
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Shouldn't we do a background check on him first?
PRESIDENT: Naaaaah. I bet he's one of the recruits from Navarro! Do kings go on top or near the bottom, do you think? They probably weigh more...
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: A recruit with a personal tanker, sir?
PRESIDENT: He'll be an inspiration to others!
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Have you been spending too much time with Vice President Bird?
PRESIDENT: Did you say something?
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Nossir.
I mean, WTF?
ENCLAVE TROOPER: Sir! This ancient Poseidon Oil tanker just-
PRESIDENT: Shh!
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Uh, sir?
PRESIDENT: I'm trying to build the worlds largest card pyramid...
Anyways, what were you saying?
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Uh, like I was saying, an old tanker just docked. It had a single passenger, wearing regulation power armor. He DOES have an IFF transponder that checks out, but-
PRESIDENT: That's great! Let him in!
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Shouldn't we do a background check on him first?
PRESIDENT: Naaaaah. I bet he's one of the recruits from Navarro! Do kings go on top or near the bottom, do you think? They probably weigh more...
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: A recruit with a personal tanker, sir?
PRESIDENT: He'll be an inspiration to others!
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Have you been spending too much time with Vice President Bird?
PRESIDENT: Did you say something?
ENCLAVE SOLDIER: Nossir.
I mean, WTF?