Tattoo's

[Public]

My friend (tattooist, here's one tattoo he made for example

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is working on the design for mine. I've been having the same idea for like 10 years. When I'll get it, I'll post some pictures.

It'll be covering my right shoulder, and a small part of my hand.

 

[Nonagon]

The design reminds me of The Terminator.

 

[maximaz]

Here you go

 

[I_eat_supermutants]

Public. Compared to the tattoos of the same size on my brother. That looks alot cleaner and better. My brother's is the same size as that and looks terrible.
Maximaz. Looks zombie-ish. Cool, but weird.

 

[Chancellor Kremlin]

All the way round the neck would have been much more effective... or at the base of the penis if you have the balls

 

[Public]

Public. Compared to the tattoos of the same size on my brother. That looks alot cleaner and better.

Looks clean because the picture was probably made right after he did this tattoo.

The design reminds me of The Terminator.

Kinda like Terminator mixed with Aliens

 

[Grin]

Nice tattoos guys,

You gave me some inspiration on both professional and personal fields.


I've decided against putting the smiley tattoo. On my shoulder.


After a lot of thinking I've figured out a better place: on the glans of my penis. Really, it took a lot of thought but I've decided.
I CANNOT wait till I get the first blowjob after the tattoo has been put. I can already see the look on her face when she peels back the foreskin. "SURPRISE!"

Here's an example of how it'll look:

(Is this allowed? It's for entertainment purposes only guys, so bear with me here)

[snip]

No. Consider this an official warning. --Mikael Grizzly


The professional grounds I mentioned earlier, is that I've seamlessly injected these thoughts in a stand-up comedy mold, I wrote a piece about this very subject. This is also posted in the topic about my stand-up comedy.

Link

- Joey


P.S.
This shit is copyrighted bitches. So don't steal my stuff.

EDIT: That is not my penis b.t.w.

 

[Viliny]

no i don't think that is allowed grin

 

[maximaz]

It certainly shouldn't be...

 

[Daimyo]

It is not allowed ... So I suggest removing it before anyone else has to.

Besides. Ouch man; why do you want a tattoo there?

 

[Tagaziel]

Image removed. Your description is quite enough to get the idea.

 

[Grin]

It is not allowed ... So I suggest removing it before anyone else has to.

Besides. Ouch man; why do you want a tattoo there?

Hmmm, too late.

I'm not actually considering it, it seems too excruciating for that. But I would just really, REALLY like to see the expression on her face. It'd be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, you know?
Plus, to me, it's fuckin' HILARIOUS. I don't know why, I REALLY don't know, but I'm laughing my ass off every time I think about it.