The Happy Easter Thread

It's Easter already? Great, just great, that's yet another deadline I completely forgot about. Thanks for reminding me, dipshit, I'll be thinking of you while I work my arse off today... :evil:

Oh, what the heck: Happy Easter everybody! May the eggs on which you suck be made out of chocolat!
 
Yes, happy Easter to you toos, good food. :lighten:
Would you eat this, if I would say that it tastes good.
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Man alec has a durty mind, but does this look any better.
 
Belive it or not it is a Finnish Easter dish, called mämmi. It like porridge, in a way but it's got it very own taste.

That's why I asked, but why didn't you answer?
 
It looks like a piece of raw liver covered with cum.

I sure as hell wouldn't touch it.
 
Jarno Mikkola said:
Belive it or not it is a Finnish Easter dish, called mämmi. It like porridge, in a way but it's got it very own taste.
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It looks like roofing tar.

Which also has it's very own taste.

*horf* :D
 
'bah, I've just returned from Easter mass.

Seeing as I'm currently living on church property, part of my duties include helping the church when need arises (now I can add 'Church Caretaker' to my resume). I was up at four thirty with the Ministers, helping prepare the church.

Happy Easter, heathens! Not that I'm any better, still haven't found religion, but still it is fun to call people heathens.
 
Kotario said:
'bah, I've just returned from Easter mass.

Seeing as I'm currently living on church property, part of my duties include helping the church when need arises (now I can add 'Church Caretaker' to my resume). I was up at four thirty with the Ministers, helping prepare the church.

Happy Easter, heathens! Not that I'm any better, still haven't found religion, but still it is fun to call people heathens.
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Wow thats nice, Never been to a Easter mass before. How is it like?
 
Kotario said:
Happy Easter, heathens! Not that I'm any better, still haven't found religion, but still it is fun to call people heathens.
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*grumble* goddamn Catholics *grumble*

Happy Easter to you too!
 
Passion of the Christ was on the telly on Friday, and I couldn't stop giggling about how they spoke Latin with modern Italian pronunciation (not that Latin had much to do there in the first place).

Anyway, this is the only justifiable reason for the existence of Easter. It doesn't taste any better, but it's nice to look at.
 
happy easter.

and since this thread is useless, i'll derail it a wee bit with useless bullshit without interest whatsoever:

boobs.

yes, boobs. and how men are so easily swayed by them.

anyhow, i was out eating at a restaurant with my dad & stephmom, since we're too lazy to cook. one of the employees was a girl, about 2 years younger than me i guess. nothing special. ok face, above average body, but a half-seethrough shirt with a pair of beautiful boobs. on top of that she seemed to had a knack for bending over me to serve other people.

in short, i wouldn't have given her a second look if it werent for her breasts. now, i'm not much of a breast man really, i'm usually more of a leg & face man. this time however, i got stunned by a particularly nice D-cup.

anyhow, as i went to the bathroom, i had a short chat with her (no real content there) & invited her to have a drink after she got off work (already mildly intoxicated myself), but she couldn't as she had the late shift. she did however give me her number.

now i'm at home, trying to figure out why i made a move & why i got her number... why do men so easily fall while not even talking to the girl in question for longer than 1-2 minutes?

so shallow, but i guess i'll call her anyway...
 
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You wonder why men fall for shit like this? Dude, don't you get it? It's fuckable. You can put your weener in that cleavage and let her Easter eggs beat your meat. So yes: do it, mang! It might be a wise move to ask her to spit on it, though, because without the spit it doesn't really feel nice. I once got hurt pretty bad that way. No kidding. 't Was during my stoner days. We had roached a couple of spliffs and were getting really horny and shit and this girl she was like 'oh, you know what I like you to do?' and I'm like 'fuck no, I don't, I don't even know what fucking day it is today'. So she's like 'I'd like you to fuck my titties' and I'm like 'okay, sure, why not' 'cause this girl she had like really awesome titties, not a D-cup, but a decent C-cup. So I take out my weener and she takes off her bra and I whack my pecker between her titties and I'm like moving my hips, you know, I'm shaking that pelvis of mine, but it doesn't feel good, you know, it doesn't feel right at all, and she's like 'what's wrong, baby, don't you like fucking my titties' and I'm like 'shut up, woman, I'm trying to concentrate here, I'm trying to figure this shit out, you know, it doesn't feel good, I think I saw this thing on tv once where this woman used some of her saliva to lubricate her titties and shit' and I'm like 'do it baby, spit on them titties, spit on them, make it feel all wet and nice and stuff' and this girl, she tries really hard, you know, she moving her tongue, trying to collect al the saliva she can dig up, but she's stoned, you know, she's got this cotton mouth and she can't find no saliva and neither can I. So we gave it another try without any spit and that's when it al started to go horribly wrong. I must have made a bad move or something, but suddenly my pecker felt all sore and shit, and I'm like 'stop it, bitch, you're hurting my pecker' and she's like 'hehehe, I'm fucking stoned', but I'm not laughing, I don't find it amusing at all, so I kick her in the face and she's like 'fuck man, why did you do that' and I'm like 'no one makes fun of my masculinity, bitch' and I get realy angry and mad and stuff, so I kick her sorry arse out of my flat and I roach another spliff and I go to bed. Fuck it.It's just not worth it, man.

Oh yeah, and lest I forget: GO ROXETA! YOU SHOW 'EM BABY!

Pissdrunk post - handle with care.
 
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