The Machine

[Wooz]

Behold, mortals, my latest invention.

 

[Colt]

You could use it as a siege weapon, you know, to spread disease and for the general smashing-of-shit role.

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

Or a prop for the movie se7en.

 

[Member of Khans]

You could use it as a siege weapon, you know, to spread disease and for the general smashing-of-shit role.

... and shit...

Or a prop for the movie se7en.

... and shit...

 

[ckv]

Technically... It's a thingy.

 

[Wooz]

And shit. Totally.

 

[Member of Khans]

Whatever it is, it looks ouch. I like things which look ouch.

 

[uziel]

So that's where my robotic arm went!

 

[Morpoggel]

It looks like a mechanical nightmare creature from Magic... and shit...

 

[alec]

Nice one, Wooz. You coloured that with a computer or just the old fashioned way?

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

Nobody gets my sick Se7en reference.
and shit...

 

[Wooz]

You coloured that with a computer or just the old fashioned way?

Thanks. Nope, the thing was done all by computer, using a tablet-thingy.

 

[Morpoggel]

...and shit.

 

[Wooz]

Stop spamming or I'll vat your posts and shit on your waterzooie-bloated corpse.

 

[Morpoggel]

Well, sorry!

 

[Marek]

Looks like something the Dark Eldar would build. Not that I know what the Dark Eldar are though.

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

So there are at least 69 machines of that type. But Wooz showed us only that one which "totally ran out of batteries". What could it mean?

 

[Morpoggel]

Looks like something the Dark Eldar would build. Not that I know what the Dark Eldar are though.

The Dark Eldar are a race in the tabletop game Warhammer 40.000. They are the evil equivalent of the Eldar... so, I take it you also don't know what the Tyrannids are?

 

[Marek]

Yeah Tyrranids, Genestealers Hive Tyrants Carnifexes Lictors all that righ.. Errr nope sorry.. Tyra-what, you say? Doesn't ring any bells..

 

[Morpoggel]

If I ask you how many wheels a standard Space Marine Dreadnaught has, what is the answer?