The truth about cats and dogs

yeah, scaring them away by shooting metal pellets in their body. how nice of you.

and "cats"? you just couldn't stop after killing the first, huh? yeah, a dead cat is pretty scared indeed...

you do realise you couldve simply put a net over the guinea pig den or something? moron...

DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Camper!
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i suck at sniping, so it's my only chance!
 
SuAside said:
yeah, scaring them away by shooting metal pellets in their body. how nice of you.

and "cats"? you just couldn't stop after killing the first, huh? yeah, a dead cat is pretty scared indeed...

you do realise you couldve simply put a net over the guinea pig den or something? moron...

DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Camper!
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i suck at sniping, so it's my only chance!
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Well I can get you a gatling gun and this way sniping would be an issue
 
well, if he's standing still, which he's bound to do eventually, it shouldn't be a problem. thanks for your concern though.

and thanks for the offer of the gatling, but i'm not confident enough i can first surgically remove his kneecaps and his balls with that.
 
red riders shoot small 4.5mm round brass BB at something like 250 FPS pellets are lead typicaly 5.08mm and usually travel at no less than 750 FPS
I mean my buddies and I have shot each other with the damn thing. As for a net , its his place not mine and the cats were strays and therefore pests the city would have killed them too and to restate me previous point cats are for gays and asian food
 
Pest control would have euthanised them with an injection, not pump them full of brass/lead/metal/whatever.

Ever bothered calling them first?

*retreats back into lurker mode*
 
i think you need to have a hell of a good aim if you want to kill a cat in 1 shot (otherwise it will probably run away) in real life, since cats don't like strangers. Trying a burst at em will leave little to eat i guess. Not to mention the fact that cats hardly have any meat on em. and why would you eat a cat or a dog anyway, there are brahmins to eat!
 
well, my aunt's cat survived a blast of birdshot from a shotgun... i guess those pellets are comparable to what brax likes to play cowboy with.

anyhow, i was there when the vet was plukking out the pellets with tweezers. motherfuckers that do that to animals should be shot with deershot.
 
Truly, SuAside. And the really bad part is, if you try to personally take action (not necessarily shooting) against these dumb bastards, YOU can get in trouble. About six years ago I had to go to court because I drug a neighbor's kid home after I caught him tying a string of firecrackers to a stray dog. I didn't even hurt the little prick, just drug him home by his belt. But he told his school councilor that I had hit him, and it turned into a HUGE mess. The friggin' judge didn't even care about the dog, either. I still remember his exact words to me:

"It's just a dog. If he wants to give it a scare, that's his business, not yours. From now on, don't intefere with ther people's hobbies."
 
Other peoples hobbies? What the fuck kind of a hobby pertains to the stringing of explosives to dogs. And if the kid had gone on to light then, although the may have hurt the dog, most likely said dog would maul said prick, having said prick die or be disfigured for life, and said dog euthanized. So you gotta ask yourself would you do it again, or would you hit the little bastard up side his head so you could go to court for a reason?
 
at least he'd have had a Darwin Award. probably the only achievement in his life.
 
Kharn said:
This is actually a logic flaw in Fallout canon.
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Well usually the ideal family in the 50s included: the father, the mother, a son, a daughter, a baby, and the dog.

Kharn said:
Cats are the prime animal to have in any kind of agriculture, whereas dogs are only useful to livestock holders
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Well now a days the cats usually don't even eat their prey, let alone feed themselves off with them, but a dog can be trained to find any sort of items from nearly anywhere(like loot, food or to bark when entering to rad zone).


Talisien said:
"It's just a dog. If he wants to give it a scare, that's his business, not yours. From now on, don't intefere with their people's hobbies."
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What you should have done, after this is to strap a few tubes of TNT to your belt and go to his car in the parking lot and ask him, "Hey, it's just two people. If I want to give you a scare, it's my business, not the polices. From now on, aren't you interested in interfering in other peoples hobbies?" :twisted:
 
Jarno wrote:
What you should have done, after this is to strap a few tubes of TNT to your belt and go to his car in the parking lot and ask him, "Hey, it's just two people. If I want to give you a scare, it's my business, not the polices. From now on, aren't you interested in interfering in other peoples hobbies?"
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Actually, what I wanted to do was turn the little shit loose on the judge's pets. I always have a few m1000's available. I wonder if that prick-ass judge would still think it was just a harmless "hobby" when he was busy scraping his dog off of his windows.

It's all good, though. I just read in this morning's paper that he's being taken to court himself for misfeasance and abuse of authority. I thought briefly about dropping him a postcard:
"Ha Ha, asshole. Your stupidity has finally caught up with you."
 
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