The Ultraphone

[Hovercar Madness]

This wonderful piece of absurdist fiction by the lovely Craig Snyder has a post-apocalyptic setting so this thread should, like, totally not be vatted.

Plus, it's not that long so it shouldn't upset your busy, masturbation-laden schedules that much.

 

[monsharen]

weeeeee, transformed my first vacation day into the first perfect vacation day

 

[The Vault Dweller]

Giant robots were sweating like crazy and Robot Headquarters was on fire, because robot sweat was gasoline.

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The Vault Dweller

 

[Sander]

The girls were very sexy. I will ask them for sex later, thought Tommy Hunter, assuming we are not killed by robots.

"We are Lesbians, Tommy Hunter," they said.

Bwahahahahaha. Brilliant piece of writing.

 

[Hovercar Madness]

More of his writing can be found here.

 

[monsharen]

His blog: http://etherealcode.blogspot.com/

and some stories here: http://emptyhead.rumble.sy2.com/micro.html

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(there is also another cool craig snyder here )
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