The Vault suits

I had a look at my character with his Vault suit on in Fallout just now, and from the bulge in the crotch area I believe he is wearing one of these under his suit. I imagine this to be the codpiece Montez mentioned.
 
i can't believe i actually clicked a link without checking the url first...

turns out the filename is giant-phallus.jpg

great stuff if your reading this at work i can immmmagine...
 
It's threads like this that make me proud to be part of the Fallout community. Fucking classic in every sense of the word.
 
I would assume they wouldnt care all that much about moral sensibilities. After all, in most of the entire population of Earth got nuked, you would think they would..I dont know...want to repopulate, fast. Expand, etc.
 
Ratty said:
What I don't understand about Vault clothing is what male Vault dwellers do when they have a hard-on. I mean, it would likely be very... noticeable due to the tight, form-fitting cotton/spandex suit. Same goes for Star Trek uniforms. I can offer three possible explanations:

1) Vault men / Starfleet officers have adapted to the ubiquitous tight outfits and become impotent. Sexual intercourse is a thing of a past, and babies are created by means of artificial insemination. Suicide rates have skyrocketed.

2) Walking around with a massive bulge in your pants has become so widely accepted in the Vaults / Starfleet that nobody considers it particularly shameful or gross. In fact, we can expand this theory and presume that penile erection has become an integral part of the Vault / Star Trek culture and society, so people who don't have a permanent and visible boner are considered outcasts or, at the very least, unusual. Either that, or they have really small weenies.

3) Vault men / Starfleet officers avoid all non-essential contact with more attractive members of the opposite sex, because arousement resulting from such contact would likely result in public humiliation. They live in a constant state of anxiety, for even innocent encounters with their work colleagues, superiors, sisters (?), brothers (?!) or parents (...) could lead to embarrassment due to unpredictable nature of the male libido. This risk increases exponentially because other Vault dwellers wear identical outfits - tight, thin, form-fitting, curve-accentuating, nipple-protruding, thong-displa... - AAAH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! ...ahem... These men likely masturbate more to relieve some of the dangerous sexual tension that could otherwise build up and spontaneously erect - errr, errupt in the course of their interaction with fellow Vault dwellers / Starfleet officers. On a brighter note, these tight outfits, for all their shortcomings, provide an efficient means of detecting homosexuals, pedophiles and other perverts that would otherwise go unnoticed and freely subvert the new society in making with their sick tendencies.

Comments, anyone?

Or they wear a so called peniscup you know like the ones hockey
players use...
 
That's a codpiece, Pastmaster.

BTW, didn't someone in Shady Sands say it got "crowded" in Vault 15?
 
No, I think her name was Beth or something (but probably wasn't). I know it was the greeter lady on the left hand side when you first approached Shady Sands. I just finished playing so please correct me if im wrong. I know that she did say that the vault got crowded...........I'm pretty sure. :?: No time to check right now, going to work. If nobody has clarified this (because it is driving me crazy now exactly what was said in shady sands) when I get back, I'll do a quick check myself.
 
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