Things that happen to you in Fallout that you just laughed?

I think that messing with Vault City's computer terminal with a dumb character made me break in tears (the thing about a woman's voice, the 'dead snakes', and the final zap).

Also, talking to Ms. Bishop with a Dumb One is hilarious as well. The "[stare at boobs and drool.]" line, the Ian reference ... makes for a great laugh.

Hell, the way the game describes slot machines to stupid characters as "boxes with three eyes and an arm", the dialogue with Torr, reading the bulletins (or at least trying), not knowing what the hell is going on when something blatantly obvious is happening, the Forrest Gump references ... goddammit, just the fact that the Chosen One is dumb.
 
Fallout 1. Fighting the Khan's at level 2. I made the mistake of going into unarmed combat with the leader (Can't remember the name). I missed every single time and when i was on 4hp i hit him for 0 damage but i knocked over and out.

Being the sly bastard that i am i ended combat. Cheap victory!

Fallout Tactics. On a more recent playthrough of mission 3 i encountered one of the named raiders. He preceded to spout the threats that i've heard oh so many times. Then as combat starts he taunts me with "Your stupider that Brahmin Turd" or somthing along those lines questioning my Int. He then throws a grenade and blows himself up.

Delightful irony.
 
Being hit by a minigun critically, reducing me to about -250 HP the second after id said something along the lines of "they'll never kill me now"...

Oh, and when you complete the game as a dumb character and then go to talk to lynette and get the option to hug her. thats one of the times I genuinely laughed aloud.
 
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