This man has a HUGE COCK!!

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  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

  2. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    ATTN: Xotor

    As you may already guessed, this is about your "man with the big cock" message. THIS MESSAGE BELONGS IN "COCKS" FORUM! This is your first and final WARNING - DO NOT POST ANY COCK-RELATED MESSAGES ON THIS BOARD, OR YOU WILL BE BANNED!

    He he he...

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  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    >As you may already guessed, this
    >is about your "man with
    >the big cock" message. THIS
    >MESSAGE BELONGS IN "COCKS" FORUM!
    >This is your first and
    >final WARNING - DO NOT
    >POST ANY COCK-RELATED MESSAGES ON
    >THIS BOARD, OR YOU WILL
    >BE BANNED!
    >
    >He he he...

    I'll move my message to.. hey wait a minute! There's no "cock" forum!

    -Xotor-

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  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    So what? Just get your *big* and *ugly* ass the *hell* out of here. We don't *like* little pig dicks like you whose *sole purpose in life* is to shoot crap on this *fine* community.

    WARNING #1, AND OOH... I ALMOST FORGOT, *YOU'RE* *BANNED*. SO LONG, SUCKER.


    Terribly sorry, just couldn't help it. Please don't impose drastical countermeasures.
     
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    WHAT!?!?!?!

    >So what? Just get your *big*
    >and *ugly* ass the *hell*
    >out of here. We don't
    >*like* little pig dicks like
    >you whose *sole purpose in
    >life* is to shoot crap
    >on this *fine* community.
    >
    >WARNING #1, AND OOH... I ALMOST
    >FORGOT, *YOU'RE* *BANNED*. SO LONG,
    >SUCKER.
    >
    >
    >Terribly sorry, just couldn't help it.
    >Please don't impose drastical countermeasures.

    *What?!?!?* I can't post my off-topic shit in this forum despite that big red sign which specifically prohibits it? This is "amazing!" You are all a bunch of communist Nazi Hitler-Stalins. I can't believe my CONSTITUTIONAL rights are being violated here, I'm going to call the Attorney General about this! I'm also calling the feds because you slandered me by calling me a "pig dick!" I have RIGHTS here!

    -Xotor-

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  6. Smackrazor

    Smackrazor Guest

    ROFL

    Good show you two! ;-)

    Too bad I missed posting when some action was happening. :-(

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  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    >So what? Just get your *big* and *ugly* ass the >*hell* out of here. We don't *like* little pig >dicks like you whose *sole purpose in life* is >to shoot crap on this *fine* community.
    >WARNING #1, AND OOH... I ALMOST FORGOT, *YOU'RE* >*BANNED*. SO LONG, SUCKER.


    >Terribly sorry, just couldn't help it. Please >don't impose drastical countermeasures

    Umm... i have a question. Who are you to ban XOTOR? Jees, i have never hear of you "Jim Bob". Hopefuly, ill never hear of you again.
     
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    >So what? Just get your *big* and *ugly* ass the >*hell* out of here. We don't *like* little pig >dicks like you whose *sole purpose in life* is >to shoot crap on this *fine* community.
    >WARNING #1, AND OOH... I ALMOST FORGOT, *YOU'RE* >*BANNED*. SO LONG, SUCKER.


    >Terribly sorry, just couldn't help it. Please >don't impose drastical countermeasures

    Umm... i have a question. Who are you to ban XOTOR? Jees, i have never heard of you "Jim Bob". Hopefuly, ill never hear of you again.
     
  9. Smackrazor

    Smackrazor Guest

    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    This whole thread was a joke cyberpro ;) Nothing more than a parody of the chain of events which has happened in the past few days.

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  10. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    >Umm... i have a question. Who
    >are you to ban XOTOR?
    >Jees, i have never hear
    >of you "Jim Bob". Hopefuly,
    >ill never hear of you
    >again.

    Jim Bob is the greatest moderators ever, cyber! He helped Miroslav build the original NMA forum and was its first moderator... Man these were the days... People hardly ever came to discussion board with their stupid questions about the game, so Jim Bob was very kind and answered their questions. But then he retired, and a current generation of administrators came "to power". When forums of NMA were redesigned and took the shape they are in today, Jim Bob returned - only to find lots of people bothering "old people" with their questions...
    He was really pissed off and we held a conference chat in ICQ. Jim Bob was elected the head administrator and it was his proposal to threaten ban to everybody who will mispost. It didn't work, even when Jim Bob put a red warning on the general discussion board... So now everybody who dare challenge the authority of the board gets banned by moderators like Xotor, roshambo, shadowman and other good people.

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  11. Smackrazor

    Smackrazor Guest

    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    Damn straight, Arthur!

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  12. Guest

    Guest Guest

    The great coup...

    >Jim Bob is the greatest moderators
    >ever, cyber! He helped Miroslav
    >build the original NMA forum
    >and was its first moderator...
    >Man these were the days...
    >People hardly ever came to
    >discussion board with their stupid
    >questions about the game, so
    >Jim Bob was very kind
    >and answered their questions. But
    >then he retired, and a
    >current generation of administrators came
    >"to power". When forums of
    >NMA were redesigned and took
    >the shape they are in
    >today, Jim Bob returned -
    >only to find lots of
    >people bothering "old people" with
    >their questions...
    > He was really pissed
    >off and we held a
    >conference chat in ICQ. Jim
    >Bob was elected the head
    >administrator and it was his
    >proposal to threaten ban to
    >everybody who will mispost. It
    >didn't work, even when Jim
    >Bob put a red warning
    >on the general discussion board...
    >So now everybody who dare
    >challenge the authority of the
    >board gets banned by moderators
    >like Xotor, roshambo, shadowman and
    >other good people.

    Also known as the "Great Coup" where Kharn, Roshambo, Shadowman and myself gathered our cronies and killed off all the opposing parties (fascist style) that threatened our quest for power. The great flag was raised and so far any opposing power has been "dealt with" to prevent any sort of "wrong" ideas from disturbing the stability we have brought.

    -Xotor-

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  13. Guest

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    RE: ATTN: Xotor

    *nods solemnly to Arthur, and everyone else*

    It is true. And to prove my greatness I will let you live, cyber.
     
  14. Shadowman

    Shadowman Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    904
    Apr 24, 2003
    *grins*

    I really hope that you could distill from the othe posts that Jim Bob was joking...

    "What could be better then a swan dive into the asphalt?"