Three Sea Shells

Jazz_Fascist

First time out of the vault
For anyone who has ever seen "Demolition Man", how the hell do you use the three sea shells to clean your arse?
 
It's not meant to be expliend, Just use your imagination...

It's a really really bad movie, by the way.
 
I love the scene where the bad guy is using that terminal and gets a notice for swearing. The "What the fuck" he says there is priceless.
 
I think the only good scene is where he swears and gets a fine and says to his mate "back in a minute" then for some reason (I forget) swears again and sets off a chain of swear and fine and then turns to his mate again and says "back in a few minutes"
 
Yeah, it was a pretty bad movie, but not entirely unentertaining. And when you consider that it's a Stalone picture, and compare it to a lot of his other movies, that moves it up a notch too.
The only movies where Stalone wasn't one of the worst actors in the world were the Rocky series. And that's only because he fit the part.
 
loki said:
I think the only good scene is where he swears and gets a fine and says to his mate "back in a minute" then for some reason (I forget) swears again and sets off a chain of swear and fine and then turns to his mate again and says "back in a few minutes"

He keeps swearing because he needs the tickets as toilet paper.

And Demolition man was fun. Good, wholesome fun. And better than the Matrix Reloaded.
 
Actually it was a lot of fun.

I like the idea of a sterile society and the underbelly as anarchy. ALso loved the Dennis Leary role as the upstart anarchist that the tight ass leader wants to whach.

And this was a great part for Sandra Bullock. Learning martial arts from Jackie Chan.
 
LOL! Yeah! I agree! He should have given her the shlong...BUT its Stallone and he's probably too big for the supposedly virgin huxley...they could've made a VERY succesful spin off soft core porn for that movie lmfao. And the leather asspants remark was awesome lmfao! Thanks all!
 
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