Today in Kenya..

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Starseeker

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http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story.jsp?sectionid=1274&storyid=3325323

A COBBLER suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged villagers in central Kenya today after being caught having sex with a female sheep, witnesses and officials said.
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"I was sent by the devil to do that," Kiplagat told the angry crowd which included several people who accused him of being a warlock.
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It looks like that Kenya is going to give Romania a run for their money.
 
Mmmmgoin to Kenyuuh, dimdirimdidim bam bam baram. Where the sheepfucks are, and the zee-brahs... Kenyabelieve it?
 
Don't be absurd, there are zebra everywhere.

And besides, they grow lots of really bad weed in Crete. Smoke some of their weed and you can see zebras, tigers, baboons, elves, giant spiders, talking kittens...
 
I'm pretty sure it was Kenya. Everyone knows there are traditional Masai villages 20kms from Heraklion.

Um.
 
well, its not Kenya, but I heard that Bavarians are just as like,

Snapping turtle bit boy's penis

Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches.

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over.

Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.
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Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.
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Please. Its not like they'll get the penis back. It's already turtle crap by now. Do they think the turtle will enjoy penii so much it'll go rogue and attack anyone who dares go in the water?

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In Crete they even grew weed in the gardens outside the University of Herakleion. Funny thing is that when I lived in Herakleion I spent the entire day for at least 6 years playing Football right beside these "weed plantations". Too young then to realize the advantages of my position... :shock:
 
Today in Russia

Russian Soldiers Hijack APC to Drive to Vodka Stall

Prosecutors in central Russia’s Yekaterinburg have launched proceedings against two servicemen who took an armored vehicle without permission and drove it to the city center, to a stall selling alcohol, the Interfax news agency reported.

On the way back to the garrison, the APC got stuck in mud on a country road. The soldiers, who had already had a drink by then, tried to force their way into a car market. Security guards refused to let them in and called the police. The police patrol arrived and detained the unruly soldiers.

Should their drunken behavior and unauthorized use of military hardware be confirmed, the guilty parties will face severe punishment, the prosecutor’s office has said.
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