Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

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#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
 
"OBGYN's practice their love." That's great.

More body parts for our troops in Iraq- sounds like something from the X-files.
 
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
So the president IS trying to kill us all! Can somebody PLEASE put him out of his misery?
Well he don't seem to be making too much progress, still a lot of armericans around.
 
I love how it took them ten months to compile a list showing how stupid he is. Either that or it took you ten months to post it.

How's about a contemporary list?
 
Big T said:
I love how it took them ten months to compile a list showing how stupid he is. Either that or it took you ten months to post it.

How's about a contemporary list?

The Thread title says "Top Ten."

Top Ten, as in they had to sift through an undoubtedly absurdly large number of quotes to get these gems. Personally I'm surprised they only took 10 months.

That Monkey that Stole the Presidency said:
#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."
Did anyone else laugh their asses off when they saw "Internets" ??

Oh yeah, and as a side note: George W. Bush eats babies.
 
Well he don't seem to be making too much progress, still a lot of armericans around.
Well there are a lot of americans around to begin with, but some clever political moves could change all that (cut the health budget, hand out automatic weapons at every Wall Mart, start a campaign called "Obese is just phat" or "Junk food increases you life span" and many, you get the picture :roll: ).
Besides getting a pure sample of FEV, altering it, testing it all this takes time! It's not like he can just go to the corner delhi and buy an evil master plan in a jar*.

Probably his only positive agendum.
It would massively improve the gene pool... :twisted:

*just add watter and shake
 
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