Top 10 things to do after you've been laid off...

[Zoe]

"Top 10 things to do after you've been laid off:"

* Finish your novel
* Change careers
* Go back to school
* Volunteer
* Spend time with family
* Get physical
* Start your own business
* Travel the world
* Teach
* Wake up and smell the coffee

 

[Wooz]

And Australia's like "WTF mate?"

 

[Carib FMJ]

Go postal....

 

[alec]

"Top 10 things to do after you've been laid off:"

* Finish your novel

 

[Carib FMJ]

Hmm, that is a thought. But I don't have a novel.

Well, I guess I can start one!

 

[Big T]

* Wake up and smell the coffee

Otherwise known as "sitting on your Arse, doing nothing".
Sounds good, but why wait to be laid off?
Just quit like I did!

 

[Ugly John]

Go postal....

That's my pick.... i even told my boss. But he thinks i'm joking. eheheheheh!!!

 

[Ratty Sr.]

"Top 10 things to do after you've been laid off:"

* Finish your novel
* Change careers
* Go back to school
* Volunteer
* Spend time with family
* Get physical
* Start your own business
* Travel the world
* Teach
* Wake up and smell the coffee

*commit suicide

 

[Elissar]

Go postal....

My pick.... anything that involves needless violence is good in my book.

 

[Gwydion]

* Hit someone with a brick

 

[Tannhauser]

* Become a millionaire.

 

[quietfanatic]

Or in the unlikely event that you were happy, file for unfair dismissal due to discrimination based on your bludging/ethnicity/height/sex/lack of notice etc.

 

[DJ Slamák]

Sounds good, but why wait to be laid off?
Just quit like I did!

Why bother quitting?

Just sit on your ass, do nothing and wait to be laid off!

 

[victor]

* Play lots and lots of video an PC games

 

[Gus]

* Become a millionaire.

To bad that's an inevitability.

 

[Big T]

Just sit on your ass, do nothing and wait to be laid off!

'cos that would involve getting out of bed.

 

[Ugly John]

Go postal....

My pick.... anything that involves needless violence is good in my book.

And where i work it'S a 10 storys building...and i have access to the roof.
Drawback: closest building is a Canadian army armoury.
Perks: it's a CANADIAN army armoury.

 

[DJ Slamák]

Just sit on your ass, do nothing and wait to be laid off!

'cos that would involve getting out of bed.

So would quitting, wouldn't it?

 

[Elissar]

And where i work it'S a 10 storys building...and i have access to the roof.
Drawback: closest building is a Canadian army armoury.
Perks: it's a CANADIAN army armoury.

Gotta watch those canadian snipers... Those boys have talent.... the rest.... I'm pretty sure a handful of cubscouts with submachineguns could take care of

 

[Zoe]

Hillarious.

Jo Soares, one of our humorists, uses to say:
"Everytime I felt that deep, compelling urge to do some work,
I lay down and wait for the urge to pass..."