My mother. I managed to compose myself from laughing on seeing the book, said I was very grateful and that I'd read it. Luckily, she also got me Dracula, which is actualy very good.
She's an English Literature teacher, and I think she was aware that this was a popular book, and I've liked more than a few things with vampires in it. I think if she'd tried to read it, she'd realise that it's really, really bad.