Veteran Gamer

L33t grandma. Now I've seen everything.

*recalls the autumn of 1996 and futile attempts to teach his own grandma to play Panzer General*
 
Graz'zt said:
Now I've seen everything.
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Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
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Now that has got to be the best anti-hotlinking image ever.
 
The Overseer said:
I could think of better, but it wouldn't be allowed on this forum.
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Oh really?

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[Note to the reader: 'foot' as in 'female foot' and 'foot fetishist' as in 'I like smelling, licking and caressing nice female feet, preferably with red nail polish on the toes and without any callosity or other crap because that just spoils all my fun and seriously fucks up my already perverted mind' - no offense to all the gay people on these fora although it is of course a serious sin to be gay and/or practice gay things like sodomy and going to the theatre. My grandfather even says that governments should build large 'shower rooms' for gay people, but I do not exactly know what he means nor if that would solve the problem (and gayness is without a doubt a very serious problem). My grandfather is 83 and smokes cigars. He also enjoys a drink now and then and he is very kind to animals. He smells like Brussel sprouts, which isn't exactly a nice feature, unless of course one likes Brussel sprouts.]
 
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