What happens to me now? An editorial by George Walker Bush.

  • Thread starter Thread starter Stag
  • Start date Start date
S

Stag

Guest
Dear Guys,

I'm sorry you don't like me more. I tried my best, guys, I really did. I liked you. You know I did. I, well, shit, I'm tearing up a little bit as I write this. All I wanted was for you guys to be safe and sound. I love you like a father loves his children, I did. I did my best, guys.
All I ever wanted was for you guys to be happy.

What happens now? Barry's going to be in my office in a little bit...These next two months are going to feel so empty. All alone.
Laura can't look at me the same anymore. She looks at me, and her eyes say "I don't love you anymore."

Where do I go from here? I just...goddammit, guys. I don't know what to do with my life. I'm just going to sit out the rest of my days on that fuckin' ranch out there. Nobody's going to come by and say hello, not even in Texas.

I hope someone remembers me...But it's all "Barry Obie" this, and "Johnny Mick" that...What am I to you guys, huh? Am I not President anymore? At least when you hated me I meant something to you...What am I now? Even that goddamn whore gets more attention than me. When's Hustler going to make a porno about me, huh? Never, that's when.

Nobody gives a shit about me.

I love you guys, I really do. I'm sorry I screwed up so bad. I really wish I hadn't but maybe I almost did it on purpose, y'know? I can't take being alone, maybe a part of me did stupid shit on purpose...I mean...

Trent said "I hurt myself just to see if I still feel", maybe that's kinda how I've been, huh? I'm sorry if I hurt you. I just wanted someone to know I existed, y'know? Nobody cares anymore, though. Fuck it.

Last night my Jen, she came up to me and she told me she hated me. She said that at least when I was president, I had some power, but with this fuck coming into office I'm not worth shit to her. She said that to me, my daughter.

That was...I mean, that's really when I thought about ending it all. I mean, I could've done it. I coulda just told Gary, that stupid SS fuck who watches me, that I wanted to see his pistol. Then, BLAM! And no one would even care.

Not even my daughter would care. My own child, she thinks I'm worthless.

I'm sorry guys, I really didn't want to be like this...It's so fuckin' tough, y'know? Most powerful man in the world, they say I am. What does that fuckin' mean? That mean I'm made of fuckin' stone?

I'm still human, I'm still a man, ain't I? You guys, you don't see me. You don't want to, you just believe I'm the bogeyman.

But I'm not. I'm flesh and blood, and you've hurt me, but I love you all. I wanted to lead you somewhere good, and I messed up along the way. But I never meant for this to happen.

I love you guys,

W
bush20press20conferencexl4.jpg
 
It's sad -- nothing is funny about Obama. The only thing comedians can do starting in January is go back to making fun of Bush... somehow.
 
Nah. I'm sure something will always be found. The Daily Show has made fun of Obama on several occasions, although he doesn't provide as much material as Bush.
 
dcase82 said:
It's sad -- nothing is funny about Obama. The only thing comedians can do starting in January is go back to making fun of Bush... somehow.
Click to expand...


John Stewart has made some pretty funny cracks about his ears.

They provide a lot of fuel for the political cartoon fire alone :P
 
Bal-Sagoth said:
dcase82 said:
It's sad -- nothing is funny about Obama. The only thing comedians can do starting in January is go back to making fun of Bush... somehow.
Click to expand...


John Stewart has made some pretty funny cracks about his ears.

They provide a lot of fuel for the political cartoon fire alone :P
Click to expand...

Obama was even John's "Worst persons in the world" one time around!

Barack said a month ago that he was happy to celebrate his 15th wedding anniversary. A spokeswoman for the now 1st lady released a statement stating, "Sixteenth... Sixteenth anniversary."

...PWNAGE
 
Dude, isn't alot of that from Kurt Cobain's suicide note?
 
Dopemine Cleric said:
Dude, isn't alot of that from Kurt Cobain's suicide note?
Click to expand...

Huh, shit. I definitely didn't do that on purpose, though I am a Cobain fetishist and have read his journals and suicide note many many times.

I've also read several books of suicide notes, but I didn't reference them at all.

Maybe there's some shared vocabulary, but it was unintentional, or unconsciousical.

This came from the heart, and it ain't no suicide note. Pimps don't commit suicide.
 
@Buxbaum666 and others, I do apologise, sincerely. The current US presidents term is not yet, i should have said; soon to be ex-president.
@SupermanOctopus I forgot to add, very nice, heartfelt, not to poetic, but heartfelt :D
 
*starts to begin utterly meaningless and flame war beginning discussion, remember self and stops.
I try to see everything as objectively as possible, and i'm open to all others opinions , I respect George W Bush for making hard decisions and then sticking by them.

Leader i would vote for?
No.
Democratically elected leader of a first world country and worthy of my respect?
Yes.
 
Yes, that's something to respect, people who make horrible mistakes and then refuse to admit they made a mistake.
 
Voting for a leader is quite the opposite of what democracy is supposed to be all about.
 
Democratically elected is questionable the first time around. The US is a New World country (First World is (western) Europe). And merely being a leader is not enough to demand respect. You earn or lose respect based on your actions, and Bush lost his years ago.

"Democracy" is usually shorthand for the technically-correct 'representative democracy'. There are several kinds, and even direct democracy does not necessarily preclude the existence of elected officials. But that's a whole other thread, which I don't care to get into.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top