What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

[Hassknecht]

Or, in this case, @DirtyOldShoe? In this thread he promised some great, big reveal on bismuth, in his usual, annoyingly mysterious-and-then-I'll-leave-for-a-wek-again style. So last week I gave him an ultimatum, no bullshit, just give me the big secret of bismuth's half-life. I was genuinely intrigued what kind of bullshit he could have dug out, and, his emphasis on doing research would have made it a lot funnier for me since I do actual research for a living.
So now the time's up, and I'm thinking of what I should do now.
Give his avatar a dunce cap?
Rename him "Kevin Kockmongler" for a week or so?
All of the above?
Gimme suggestions, and do your research properly!

 

[Juza The Cloud]

Put a badge under his name and instead or orderite etc have it say "Bismuth Truther"

 

[Prone Squanderer]

I'll let you know once I've done my research.

 

[TorontoReign]

If we start giving custom tags we will head towards the dark path the Codex has followed. I say go for it.

 

[Jogre]

Rename him "Kevin Kockmongler" for a week or so?

For a week or so?

That's a funny way to spell "Permanently"

 

[TorontoReign]

Kevin the Dirty Kocksucker.