What the hell is this? CONT.

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RE: no man

Salem did de killing at anybody, so why you be aimin´ at de man?
Me no wanna hurt anyone man, we be de frens. Put de gun down now shadowman, or de bad spirits be takin´ it. We and I be going to kill de blue man..
 
RE: no man

>Salem did de killing at anybody,
>so why you be aimin´
>at de man?
>Me no wanna hurt anyone man,
>we be de frens. Put
>de gun down now shadowman,
>or de bad spirits be
>takin´ it. We and I
>be going to kill de
>blue man..

Just as Salem Finished his sentence a man entered the bar. He is of average height and wears leather armor. Around his neck hangs an ankh and in his hands are two single action colt lightnings. He speaks,
"You shall do no such thing. The man in the blue suit is my friend and I will permit no harm to come to him. That aside, the law is the law and you must abide."
 
RE: no man

as Salem Finished his sentence
>a man entered the bar.
> He is of average
>height and wears leather armor.
> Around his neck hangs
>an ankh and in his
>hands are two single action
>colt lightnings. He speaks,
>"You shall do no such thing.
> The man in the
>blue suit is my friend
>and I will permit no
>harm to come to him.
> That aside, the law
>is the law and you
>must abide."

*still aiming his guns at Salem*

Nice to get some backup, friend. With who do I have the pleasure? To Salem: there won't be ANY killing tonight. Not if I can help it. I've got enough right now to book you on disrupting the peace, don't make it resisting arrest and attempted murder. And don't think I won't fire these babies at you. You already lost a piece of that bone through your nose, do you want to lose more?
 
RE: no man

We not be killing de blue man, Salem be talkin´ to de blue man. We NOT be doing de bad dance with de man... so put de guns down now man, so we can be de frens´.

*Salem puts his really big gatling laser back and slowly walks toward de exit*
Don´t be killing me man, or de bad spirits will be takin´ my SMG here hehe..
 
RE: no man

To Salem,"You will leave when the law says you may."*Side steps to block the exit*
To Shadowman,"I am The Guardian. I travel the wastes aiding the good and punishing the evil."
 
RE: no man

>To Salem,"You will leave when the
>law says you may."*Side steps
>to block the exit*
>To Shadowman,"I am The Guardian. I
>travel the wastes aiding the
>good and punishing the evil."

To Guardian: A noble cause. I'd be careful saying that out loud in this town though. The people here don't like do-gooders too much. I'm the law in this town. It's hard, but I make a living. Care to help me with this tribal?

To Bonenose: And where did you think you were going? Do you have a bone through your eardrums as well? I already told you you're going to spend the night in jail. After tomorrow I'll let the judge figure out what to do with you. Now drop all your weapons and lie down on the floor with your hands upon your head. And slowly or you're going to have to eat dinner through a straw for the rest of your life. Understand?
 
RE: ooops

Salem be nice and peacefull now man, here take de big laser so I can go to de Jail now, and may de bad spirits take you tonight man. We be wanting no trouble, But Grampy Bone says you be de bad fren´.

*Slowly Salem hands over his big gatling laser*
 
Hello ?

>Salem be nice and peacefull now
>man, here take de big
>laser so I can go
>to de Jail now, and
>may de bad spirits take
>you tonight man. We be
>wanting no trouble, But Grampy
>Bone says you be de
>bad fren´.
>
>*Slowly Salem hands over his big
>gatling laser*

*then a tall man enters the bar*
Hel... ? What's going on here ?
 
RE: Hello ?

*Ranger enters the bar from the rear*
My God! You should a seen it! Somebody has wasted Snake Burton!
*Looks up at Salem, the Shariff, and Guardian*
Oh shit not again!
*draws his .223*
Who the hell started this one?!
 
RE: Hello ?

>*Ranger enters the bar from the
>rear*
>My God! You should a seen
>it! Somebody has wasted
>Snake Burton!
>*Looks up at Salem, the Shariff,
>and Guardian*
>Oh shit not again!
>*draws his .223*
>Who the hell started this one?!

Don't worry Ranger. Everything is under control here, thanks to Guardian's help here. I'll put Salem in his cell now and then I'll come back and buy you a beer. I want to hear all all about Snake's unfortunate demise. *Walks of with a cuffed Bonenose*
 
Oh...

But who the hell is Snake Burton ? I've never heard about him. Anyways, can I buy you guys a drink ? *walks to the bar and throws a handful of money on it* Where the hell is the barkeeper ? I wanna buy a drink for these people here. I just won a lot of money in New Reno and I wanna spend it too !
 
RE: Oh...

>But who the hell is Snake
>Burton ? I've never heard
>about him. Anyways, can I
>buy you guys a drink
>? *walks to the bar
>and throws a handful of
>money on it* Where the
>hell is the barkeeper ?
>I wanna buy a drink
>for these people here. I
>just won a lot of
>money in New Reno and
>I wanna spend it too
>!

Ceaser, I would be careful if I were you. Flashing money around like that is a good way to get shot. Mind you, there are plenty of good people here in Redemption, but there are plenty of bad people in this town too. Now as for the barkeep, I think he skipped town. Real strange. He said that he had some business with Snake and then there was that fight and he disappeared. Shariff, do think he could be the one that messed up Snake? If so we got a murderer to track down.
 
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