What's in your stocking- or so you hope?

Sure, only if it wants though.

Maybe it could have a little box that plays tunes.

Get tips from people, that would be cool.
 
I actually thought about buying a monkey once. I was in Thailand- there supposedly to take a test but really I just wanted to travel. However, on that trip I wanted to get back to Singapore to see this girl.

But I had heard that monkeys spend a lot of time jacking off. Besides the problems of getting the monkey past customs and quarantine, I had this image of me having this romantic moment with this girl in my dorm room. ANd in the background is this monkey masturbating like crazy.

Talking about spanking a monkey...

The mechanical ones with cymbals reminds me of a Stephen King story.
 
I actually thought about buying a monkey once. I was in Thailand- there supposedly to take a test but really I just wanted to travel. However, on that trip I wanted to get back to Singapore to see this girl.

But I had heard that monkeys spend a lot of time jacking off. Besides the problems of getting the monkey past customs and quarantine, I had this image of me having this romantic moment with this girl in my dorm room. ANd in the background is this monkey masturbating like crazy.

Talking about spanking a monkey...

The mechanical ones with cymbals reminds me of a Stephen King story.
 
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