Who has the best chicks

The_Vault_Dweller said:
Hey look another Croatian! Plus he's just as perverted as Ratty and DirtyDreamDesigner.

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The Vault Dweller
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*sobs* we cant help it.

Say, anyone know why they put hand warmers in the back of Croatian cars??? To keep your handa warm while you push! meh!

Oh and more to the point... Definitely Sweden
 
I dunno about eastern Europe or Scandanavia, but Nice in the south of France is le place to be. giggidi giggidi giggidi. :D
 
I agree with Suicide Candidate. Some of the girls and plain scary, and the others seem scary because they are too good.

You can get lucky (and probably will), but even if you are luckiest man on earth...it?s still a woman. They make you crazy. In the good way, but also in the bad way.

One could say I?m very lucky, because I got the second option, but that doesn?t stop me from banging my head in the wall sometimes :x

"oh you....you....woman....god give me strength..."
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Being perverted... and Croatian. Well as most in the world would say I’m just another bloody yank. But hell it's where my families come from. Asides from getting rocks thrown at the car because there was an "S" in the license plate I felt attached there in some way.
 
Max Demian said:
They even bring their own beer!
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Oh, can't really blame them for that. Even Margaret Thatcher brought her own drinking water on her visit to Yugoslavia, after all. ;)
 
Kharn said:
Where're they from? Finland? Great Britain? The USA? One of the other many ugly-chicks-preferred countries in the world?

'cause Dutch girls aren't extremely hot, cute or beautiful. They're mostly average-hot. Wave upon wave of blonde Aryan chicks, unwaverlingly attractive but very rarely extremely so. If that's not boring, I don't know what is.
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Belgium, France, Italy. Great Britain and the USA as well. Norway, IIRC, too.
 
Why the hell hasn't there been a single pic of a hot chick in the entire thread!?

You're all banned. :seriouslyno:
 
I agree. But this really should be a poll.

American chicks used to be hot, but they are getting way to fat.

And while it's true that almost every country has a mix of hot chicks and ugly chicks, there are some countries that have more hot chicks and some that have more butt-ugly chicks.

For example- there are some really hot babes in Greece, but there are a lot of really ugly Greek chicks. Ditto Turkey (which probably explains why those two countries don't like each other).

Interesting that no one has mentioned some of the Latin American countries were issues of culture push girls to me more attractive in their drive to find suitable (or any) men.
 
Welsh said:
For example- there are some really hot babes in Greece, but there are a lot of really ugly Greek chicks.
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Yeah, any country that wages a war over a single woman (Helen of Trojans) will always have my sympathy… no wonder they promoted homosexuality as a normal thing back then, though they could have gone without pederasty. The fact that you can hardly find a decent looking naked female statue speaks volumes about the problem at hand. Why else would they instate a cult of male beauty? Why else would they be spending so much time away from home, naked in their Gymnasiums and molesting innocent little boys? Before you start demoting my arguments keep in mind that what I’m saying here is just intentionally provocative – of course, the Trojan war was more about honor and integrity rather than the beauty of some ungrateful bitch. And of course, with time they started promoting Platonic love between man and adolescent boys over the mere erotic one… that’s probably why Socrates was accused of “corrupting the Athenian youths” with his “perverted” views of human sexuality. The masochism of just looking and not touching… the mere thought makes me puke… “yeah, I went out with a girl three times and did nothing, coz u see we’re having a Platonic relationship”. “A Platonic relationship you say? How hypocritical! How weak! How miserable…” :(
Can you imagine they argued over which love was better: That towards men, or that towards women? Maybe, if this thread was started some 2400 years ago, the topic would be: "Who has the best boys?"
Did I mention that gay men usualy get beaten up here in Dalmatia if they openly promote their sexual preference. We're quite progressive here, you know... 8)
Ok, enough with the derailment.
 
Wow. That was one of the most impressive derailments i have seen.
from discussing locations of womanly hawtness to greek history and molesting little boys in a single paragraph.
I mean, even the Orderites would have a hard time on that.

Update: Went drinking on Wednesday.
Now i apparently am in a relationship. Holy shit! :shock:
 
Suicide Candidate said:
Wow. That was one of the most impressive derailments i have seen.
from discussing locations of womanly hawtness to greek history and molesting little boys in a single paragraph.
I mean, even the Orderites would have a hard time on that.

Update: Went drinking on Wednesday.
Now i apparently am in a relationship. Holy shit! :shock:
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pwned

(hehehehe)
 
Suicide Candidate said:
Wow. That was one of the most impressive derailments i have seen.
from discussing locations of womanly hawtness to greek history and molesting little boys in a single paragraph.
I mean, even the Orderites would have a hard time on that.

Update: Went drinking on Wednesday.
Now i apparently am in a relationship. Holy shit! :shock:
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Your derailment is more impressive. From hot chicks, to talking about greek history and molestation, to derailment, to your relationship.
 
Suicide Candidate said:
Yeah. Thats because i am goddamn important!
*hugs pillow*
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So your new relationship is with your pillow?

Ehehehe.
 
Damnit, he's important, let's just leave it at that, don't push him over the edge, his name is Suicide Candidate forchristsake...
 
Suicide Candidate said:
Update: Went drinking on Wednesday.
Now i apparently am in a relationship. Holy shit! Shocked
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So your new relationship is with your pillow?

Ehehehe.
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Or is it with his beer bottle?
Either way it ain't good from where I'm standing. Two day relationship? Who ever heard of that? Maybe he ment to say a binary relation, as in two people relating to each other. She better be hot though. Red hot.
 
Any former Soviet State with a heavy slavic population.

Although they will also win the "fastest transformation into a fat angry old lady" award.
 
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