Who will win?

[Silencer]

Don't get out of control, youz mugz....

*positions hand on lever*

 

[Jebus]

Anyway, both Buffy and Angel suck ass, and I think people who watch them should be cast out by society.

My mother would kill you before you could set a hand on her.

My mom could kill your mom.

What would be the point?

She already spawned her evil progeny into the world, so it's too late already anyway.

 

[calculon000]

Astronauts will win because they can nuke the entire site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Tannhauser]

What would be the point?

She already spawned her evil progeny into the world, so it's too late already anyway.

Evil is such a negative term, I prefer to think of it as 'progressive.'

 

[Jebus]

pro·gres·sive Audio pronunciation of "progressive" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-grsv)

1. Moving forward, advancing

2. Annoying

3. Boring

4. Plain

5. Fugly

Indeed, fits you like a glove.

 

[Malky]

I will back Buffy until I die. That show rules.

Angel on the other hand usually sucks.

 

[Tannhauser]

SQUAWK

Isn't he cute? Trying to talk even.

'eh, I like the comic episodes, the melodrama and angst I try to skip.

 

[Marek]

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Charisma Carpenter are hot. The show in itself blows though. That just about wraps it up.

 

[Big T]

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Charisma Carpenter are hot. The show in itself blows though. That just about wraps it up.

Alyson Hannigan is fairly hot.
SMG has a fugly nose and Charisma Carpenter has "Vacant Eye", y'know, where she always looks like she's spaced out and/or mentally retarded. Whilst I appreciate that some of you may enjoy that, I do not.

Plus, the show itself does mostly blow.

Calculon - do nukes not count as weapons then?

Are the astronauts pre- or post- mission?
That would make a big difference. Also, Cavemen were stunted (in growth) and often had rickets or other malnutriton diseases.

My verdict:
Pre-Mission Astronauts Vs Healthy Cavemen -> Cavemen
Post-Mission Astronauts Vs Healthy Cavemen -> Cavemen
Pre-Mission Astronauts Vs Malnourished/Crippled Cavemen -> Astronauts
Post Mission Astronauts Vs Malnourished/Crippled Cavemen -> No-Score Draw

Overall Verdict:
Cavemen.

 

[The Commissar]

Laika the Spacedog for the win.