who would you rather- Mr. T v. Mike Tyson

[welsh]

Ok, here's another poll.

Imagine that you get arrested and convicted, wrongfully for the brutal mass murder of a bus full of former celibates turned nuns.
You get 20 years without parole, but your attorney tells you that he thinks he can spring you on appeal.

When they throw you in prison you find you have a cellmate.

Would rather that cell mate be.

Iron Mike Tyson

Or the 'A' Team's Mr. T

see also
http://www.mrtvseverything.com/MrTvs.html

 

[Role-Player]

Mr. T's the man. I pity the foo' who says otherwise, mon.

 

[Montez]

Has to be Mister T. Besides just being cool as hell, I've heard him on Howard Stern a few times and he seems like a nice guy. I pity the fool who shares a cell with Tyson.

 

[Sander]

Mr. T. I haven't a clue what he's like in real life, but I doubt he'll be worse than Tyson.

 

[John Uskglass]

Mr. T lived in Evanston, so he is A-OKAY with my.

 

[Raymondo2000]

Hey thanks I've been looking for that Mr T vs. everything site for a while now.

 

[Mohrg]

Mr. T is some crazy "Halaluia(No idea how this is spelt)" preacher guy now, so without a doubt I wouldn't mind sharing a cell with him....If you know what I mean...*wink* *wink*

Mohrg

 

[Ugly John]

I'm taking Tyson, because im a boxer

I also didn't know Mr. T was in jail.

 

[Brother None]

I'm taking Tyson, because im a boxer

Dude, as a boxer, don't tell me you actually respect Tyson. That's like a Dutch soccer/football fan respecting Kluivert.

That guy...ugh...did the sport no good, he did.

 

[Ugly John]

Tyson was a great (was) boxer... until Don King laid his evil fingers on him and fired his old trainer.
If you get to see tapes of his old trainning session with his trainner, it's like magic, nobody can slip like tyson. But okay he's a fucked up inbred moron as a person, but as a boxer he WAS a great one.

 

[Pipboy2000]

I'd go with Tyson... He'd protect me while I'd be his love slave.

 

[welsh]

pipboy raises the key question.

Think about it. YOu are in there for 20 years. Sure these guys are going to get lonely and will probably try to sodomize you.

Now your lawyer is saying you might get out..... in the meantime.

Look at it his way, Mr. T might be fun, but you'd be his bitch.
If you resisted Tyson, he might punch you = brain damage and you are out of the cell. Or he could kill you.

How would that change your reasoning.

Oh and Mr. T is not in the slammer.

 

[John Uskglass]

On the other hand, if you gave into Mike Tyson you could basically control him. For instance, someone tries to steal your smuggeled pack of cigerattes? His brains are punched all over his bed.

 

[John Uskglass]

We need Mr. Nudge.

 

[King of Creation]

I met Mr. T a while ago when I was in Florida. He's a really cool guy. Extremely polite and very kind. He's also got a hilarious sense of humor. Not to mention the fact that he dominated as BA in A-Team. Who but him could make a tank out of a taxi?!?!?! No one. God Mr. T is amazing. And yes, my avatar is Mr. T. I would marry him if I were a woman. Maybe even now.... He's that amazing. And he could have easily kicked Rocky's ass. He was under pressure from the mafia to lose that fight. And if put in the ring with Tyson, he'd kick his ass, and then teach him to stay in drugs and don't do school....er...wait....

 

[Pipboy2000]

Tyson could kick Mr.T's ass from here to Wallstreet.

 

[King of Creation]

But mr. t would make power fists out of his boxing gloves, the announcers microphone, and the control panel that works the jumbotron(ala a-team), and then he'd totally pwn tyson.

 

[Pipboy2000]

Ahh yes... but Mr.T couldn't listen to your advice since his ears are missing.

 

[Rusty Skull]

True...but then Mr.T would drown Tyson with his golden chains.

 

[Role-Player]

True...but then Mr.T would drown Tyson with his golden chains.

Kinda like Hellspawn, but from the gettho, yes?

Mr. T: "The power of Harlem compels these chains, foo'!!!"

*chains surround Tyson*

Tyson: (chokes)