Why are people so stupid?

Someone in my former class once asked me who won WW2, the nazis or the allies. I wanted to slap her, but she had to be joking. Nobody can be that stupid. She was pretty dumb, though.

I told her a Celtic-Transsylvanian alliance did, or something dumb like that. Needless to say, she was confused. Ugly as hell too.
 
I remember this one kid back in my middle school days during our sex ed unit in health asking:
If a girl ovulates in a toilet, then a boy pees in the same toilet, will there be a baby in the bathroom?
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My teacher followed up with:

Well..I know I said there were no stupid questions, but congradulations, you've finally made me change my mind
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I remember this one kid, when we were both working in the shop, started welding without any protection. He was even wearing sandals and short sleeves/shorts. Well, his splatter (drops of molten metal) burned his feet and legs, and he got a nasty sunburn over all his exposed areas. Everyone in the shop had a good laugh over that, stupidity is it’s own reward.
 
years ago, when i was working on installations of offices. I once sent my helper to get me my metric pliers, and when he came back with my pliers i told him " no the metric ones, not the SAE ones"
Th electrician which was working next to me looked at me and asked me when my helper was gone " How many times will you send him back before you tell him that i doesn't exist?"
we sent him back five times, and probably to this day he doesn't know why we were laughing so hard.
 
I've sent new privates to get me a box of chem-light batteries a few times... and packets of grid-squares.

Sending people all the way across the hanger for a tube of rivit-grease is my newest prank.

That and having people read me the NSN (National Stock Number) off the inside of a cotter-pin. (any person that has ever used cotter-pins knows that their are no numbers printed on the inside of them)

Got 2 people with them..
 
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