Why oral sex and cooking don't mix

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Sovz

Vault Dweller
Another priceless moment from Romania…….

A couple have reportedly ended up in hospital after painfully finding out that oral sex and cooking don't mix.

The woman is said to have bitten the man's penis after he spilt hot oil on her back as she performed the sex act while he made pancakes.

It is the second similar accident in Romania in two years. In November 2000, Ananova reported how the same thing happened to a couple in Bucharest as a man was frying chips.

The embarrassed young couple in the latest episode have asked doctors in Craiova not to reveal their identities.

The man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back and an injury in her head.

A paramedic says the surprised man hit her on the head with the pan after his penis was bitten, reports Romania's Editie de Oltenia newspaper. They were both allowed home after treatment.

Unfortunately for Virgil Cures, who was reportedly injured in the first incident, his girlfriend Ana bit through his penis and doctors had to spend four hours rebuilding the damaged organ.

The hospital is staying tightlipped about who the couple involved in the latest incident were.

Dr Andrei Pana, a hospital spokesman, told Ananova: "If our patients specifically request confidentiality regarding their cases, we have nothing to do but to respect that. What happens here is considered a professional secret and anyone who thinks his right was not respected can sue us."
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The Romanians are a valued member of the world. We need some people to laugh at. That is the Raison d'Etre of our friends in Romania.
 
Could you do me a favour Sovz?
Either start prefixing all these "Romanian" threads with "ROMANIA" in capitals, or stop making umpteen new threads and just post them all in the same place.

Sodding hell, it's almost like Gypsy and her "Thought of the day" threads.
 
Big_T_UK said:
Sodding hell, it's almost like Gypsy and her "Thought of the day" threads.
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I do believe there's no comparison to be drawn between Romania and anything containing "thought".
 
You should seriously contemplate starting your very own 'disgusting news from Romania and my thoughts regarding them' blog.
 
These are really old news....but still funny. I could never stop laughing of my own people. Romania sucks indeed, can you imagine the day by day life here???
....I live here and I still can't. :x
 
calculon00 said:
Oh those crazy Romainians. What pickle will they get themselves into next week? :lol:
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I think a more appropriate question would be "Where will they stick the pickle and how will it get chopped/burned/bitten/exploded/run over/probed by aliens/microwaved?"

Thats what I want to know.

Ya Ratty...WTF IS GOING ON!?!

O.O,
The Vault Dweller
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
calculon00 said:
Oh those crazy Romainians. What pickle will they get themselves into next week? :lol:
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I think a more appropriate question would be "Where will they stick the pickle and how will it get chopped/burned/bitten/exploded/run over/probed by aliens/microwaved?"

Thats what I want to know.

Ya Ratty...WTF IS GOING ON!?!

O.O,
The Vault Dweller
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Vault Dwellers right.


::commenses rollign on the floor laughing uncontrolably.::
 
I reckon they are issued with "1001 different ways of castrating yourself/a friend" at birth, and then have to learn it at school.
 
People try to remove themselves from the gene pool, probably a bonus if they have that fucked up sense of erotic cuisine, and doctors try to reverse that. A sad day for all humanity indeed.

At least some Romanians have the idea, now only if the US South would follow suit. Spilling the bacon fat on their sister/wife/aunt/mother during sex sounds like something that we should expect from them. :twisted:
 
Nah, Americans would probably sue the companies that produced the frying pan and the fat before they'd remove themself from the gene pool.

OTOH that might result in the downfall of capitalism. Hm....
 
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