Why you're not allowed to play in the cockpit!!

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Sovz

Vault Dweller
FLIGHT DATA RECORDER (FDR) TRANSCRIPTS:

Cleaner #1: "Hey Bob I really don't think were supposed to be up here."

Cleaner #2: "Tony, you're such a worry wart. Anyhow, we're suppose to be up here remember, were cleaning this bird."


Cleaner #1: "Are you sure? I thought they told us to stay out of the cockpit"

Cleaner #2: ""Hey look at me I'm a pilot!!!...(Deep Voice) Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking were at an altitude of 30,000 feet and Oh my God watch out for that mountain.........Ahhhhhhhh (laughter).

Cleaner #1: Hey man cut it out....Hey don't touch that it says "engine start" on it...

Cleaner #2: Don't worry....they always turn these things off while they're at the gate.
(Engine sounds in background....cleaners unaware)

Cleaner #2: Ready for takeoff......VRRRRRROOOOM VRRRRROOOOM (Throttles rapidly moved from idle to full and back to idle and full again) WEEEEEEEE!


Cleaner #1: OH no were moving!!!

Cleaner #2: WERE GOING TO HIT THE WALL RUN
(Cockpit door opens and slams shut. Occupants heard running to back of the airplane screaming and yelling)


30 seconds later...... Throttles pulled back to idle.


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That guy is going to be paying for this the rest of his life.

How much do you think a cocpick goes by, these days?
 
PsychoSniper, SUSMAYANDAAF, or Stop Using So Many Acronyms, You Are Not Doing Anyone Any Favors. As in, how can a sentence of yours have as many acronyms as it does real words? What in God's name does PPOR stand for?

Pictures don't prove anything, I can find a series of pictures and make up a story about them. How hard would it be to make up a story based around those pictures of fellows playing with fire in the thread I posted earlier today?

I doubt it's validity as well, I was rather playing along.
 
MUWAHAHAHA!

HAHAHHA...HEEHEHHEHE...

Oh man...thank you Sovz and thanks to those witness cockpit cleaners.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
ConstipatedCraprunner said:
Am I the only one who finds that picture amazingly erotic?
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You mean the picture in Sovz' sig, right? The one with a cute furry rat with loveable black eyes? I wholeheartedly agree - that picture totally turns me on.
 
HAHAHAAHAAA...it's like small kids finding huge red buttons saying "WARNING, DO NOT PRESS!" and they press... :lol:
 
Kahgan said:
It's like small kids finding huge red buttons saying "WARNING, DO NOT PRESS!" and they press
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What's so strange about that, it's what we all do..
 
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