World of Whorecraft?

[Starseeker]

I am not sure if this belongs in the general gaming news or general, so move where appropriate.

http://kotaku.com/gaming/top/feature-the-world-of-whorecraft-234565.php

The first episode almost didn't happen.

A two mile hike up the steep hills of the scrub and rock strewn wilds of Topanga State Park in 108 degree weather exhausted the female star, and the male star, burdened down with 60 pounds of faux plate and chain mail during the hike, was about to pass out.

"It was a nightmare," says the film's producer Dez. "They were both almost passing out, we didn't bring enough water and the only shade was next to these little boulders."

But the two stars mustered enough strength to film 35 minutes of sword fight before having nearly as much sex.

Geek porn may have not been born out there under that sweltering August sun, but it was most certainly conceived there.

And Dez was around to capture it on video: Two porn stars, one dressed as a thief, the other as a fighter, acting out one of dungeons and dragons longest running jokes: Rogues do it from behind.

Speaking to me earlier this month, Dez laughs at the title of the Premiere Whorecraft episode.

"Yeah, I know," he says, when I point out that the title shares a name with a pretty popular t-shirt slogan. "I had to do it."

Since filming that first episode last year, Dez has produced five more episode of Whorecraft, a send up to massively multiplayer online gaming that seem to share, at times, distinct similarities to World of Warcraft.

Dez, an enthusiastic gamer and self-admitted World of Warcraft addict, says he'd been playing around with the idea of creating a series of movies based on fantasy massively multiplayer games for a couple of years.

"I've been playing D and D and have been a huge gamer all of my life, since back in the days of Golden Axe, and I just felt it was time for something new," he said.

More at link.

Geeks, rejoice? What's next? Diablo porn? FO 3 animated hentai tentacles porn? When Mutants attack?

Of course, this might make a lot of money if it weren't for the fact that most of the ones that wants to buy it can't because they are underage, right?

From RPG to FPS
Dez insists that Whorecraft is a product of love, not money. He is a huge fan of the game and this is his way of showing that.

I've talked to my share of people pretending to be gamers, and Dez didn't strike me as one of those.

It's telling that when Dez received a cease and desist letter from Vivendi he seemed more worried about the possibility of losing his four high level characters than he was about any possible suit.

"I'm sure it's fair use, but I don't want to rock any boats," he said. "It's no biggie so I changed the name of the movies... I don't want to lose my characters, I've got two probably worth $5,000."

Now that Whorecraft's popularity seems to be taking off, Dez is exploring other games ripe for porn renditions.

His next geek porn project, he says, will be a a first-person shooter film that is "kind of counter-strikish."

"We're going to have demolitions experts on hand, guns firing blank rounds, I even have a member of the LA SWAT Team who's going to help," he said. We are really going to do it. It's going to be hot."

"I'm having more fun doing this than the straight up gonzo porn," he said. "I could have made some website, put some swords on it and then had some chicks blowing people and it would have done great. But that's not why I'm doing this. I'm doing this because it's cool and people dig it."

Ok.., next we have Halo in the Jungle and Uwe Boll will direct it.

 

[Brother None]

Porn for geeks, much like porn for Japanese, can only be "disfunctional," and probably not very attractive to normal people.

Apropos

 

[knightablaze]

I can't decide whether the thought of gamer porn utterly sickening and disturbing, or only slightly less repulsive than cartoon porn.

It was only a matter of time, though.

 

[Zaron]

You gotta love their imagination, although I strongly doubt this is the actual cover:

 

[Barrett]

Ahh, the rating fails.
It should be Adults Only if it was to include fully shown sex.
Anyway, nice find!

 

[Loxley]

This one had me laughing out loud. Nice find.