You can congratulate me

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  1. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    A big day today - our application for political asylum was granted by Immigration Service of the United States. No more hanging on the edge, no more nerves and uncertainty - I'm officially an immigrant.

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  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    YAY!!!

    now lets all tell the government and get big fat checks!
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    >A big day today - our
    >application for political asylum was
    >granted by Immigration Service of
    >the United States. No more
    >hanging on the edge, no
    >more nerves and uncertainty -
    >I'm officially an immigrant.

    C'mon, sing it!

    To the tune of "Proud to be an American" (Short version, 118 kb WAVE: http://www.poseidonet.f2s.com/files/proudtobeanamerican_short.mp3):

    "And I'm proud to be an American, where I drive an SUV. 'Cause in Europe gas is just so high, it would surely bankrupt me. And I'd gladly stand up, for my gas! And defend my gas today. 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love these costs, God bless the USA!"

    -Xotor-

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  4. .233

    .233 Guest

    nice play on words there xotor.
    anyways good for you. how long did it take you? my friend has been waitng 4 years for the green card, and in the meantimew he cant work or he'll be deported :( . once again congrats.
     
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    >nice play on words there xotor.
    >
    >anyways good for you. how long
    >did it take you?

    About 2 minutes for the initial parody, and then maybe 3 minutes to look up the real lyrics of the song, 1 minute to make additional changes, and then about 7 minutes to download the song, convert it to wav, extract the part I wanted, reduce the quality for speed, reencode it, and then upload it to my site.

    >my
    >friend has been waitng 4
    >years for the green card,
    >and in the meantimew he
    >cant work or he'll be
    >deported :( . once again
    >congrats.

    Four years? Yow! My friend from Brazil got his around the same time he arrived. What's taking so long? What country?

    -Xotor-

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  6. .233

    .233 Guest

    there indian comong from hong kong. his dad has a work visa right now, and there applying for citizenship. they dont have theur green card for some reason. UP with the H1-B VISA!!!
     
  7. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    Almost 2 years - fucking lawyer. 1.5 years until the interview (HELL ON EARTH) - of course we failed it, just like 99.9%. Then appeal hearing on October Friday 13th. Judge was very sympathetic. Government said it will not appeal. We should get work permission in the next 30 days (it's being filled up separately and does not depend upon hearing result), and visa in... uh... that could take from 6 months to 2 years from what I've heard.

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  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    >Almost 2 years - fucking lawyer.
    >1.5 years until the interview
    >(HELL ON EARTH) - of
    >course we failed it, just
    >like 99.9%. Then appeal hearing
    >on October Friday 13th. Judge
    >was very sympathetic. Government said
    >it will not appeal. We
    >should get work permission in
    >the next 30 days (it's
    >being filled up separately and
    >does not depend upon hearing
    >result), and visa in... uh...
    >that could take from 6
    >months to 2 years from
    >what I've heard.

    It's too bad they make it so hard for LEGAL immigrants to become citizens. What they should do is give illegal immigrant extremely harsh punishments (like death if they cause crime), and make it easier for the legal immigrants, especially if they're easily accustomed to the USA (know's English well, have good skills, etc.).

    -Xotor-

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  9. .233

    .233 Guest

    death haha, xotor the humanitarian. i say deport them to pakistan.
     
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    >death haha, xotor the humanitarian. i
    >say deport them to pakistan.

    Well I figure that if you're illegally entering our country only to make it worse by causing crime, you shouldn't just send them back to their country (which wastes resources), you should just shoot them for overstaying their non-welcome.

    As for that Elian Gonzolez (sp?) debacle, I think Reno should have grabbed him and sent him home as soon as he arrived. Those dumbass relatives of him have *no* rights to keep him and brainwash him by giving him gifts, etc. to make him want to stay.

    Personally, I think they should have gunboats sink those rafts that float over. That'll deter anybody from wanting to come over.

    While I'm on the topic of blowing up people who are doing crimes, I believe that if criminals who get injured while committing a crime should have absolutely *no* rights to bring any kind of suit or legal action against the owners of whatever hurt the criminal. I don't care if the person put anti-personel land mines in his yard and you trespass. You're the one committing the crime, so it is your fault for getting hurt.

    -Xotor-

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  11. Briosafreak

    Briosafreak Lived Through the Heat Death

    Dec 18, 2003
    i really hope you`re joking xotor...
    congratulations aptip
     
  12. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    >Well I figure that if you're
    >illegally entering our country only
    >to make it worse by
    >causing crime, you shouldn't just
    >send them back to their
    >country (which wastes resources), you
    >should just shoot them for
    >overstaying their non-welcome.

    First thing my father was asked was if he has enough money to go home. The right answer is always YES - you will be granted voluntary departure. Otherwise - I'll leave that to your imagination (guntotting agents put you in handcuffs and toss you into plane). As for shooting - remember China, where government sends family of shot criminal a bill for a bullet.

    >As for that Elian Gonzolez (sp?)
    >debacle, I think Reno should
    >have grabbed him and sent
    >him home as soon as
    >he arrived. Those dumbass
    >relatives of him have *no*
    >rights to keep him and
    >brainwash him by giving him
    >gifts, etc. to make him
    >want to stay.

    I think we all heard enough over newspapers, radio and television about this business. Let's don't bring it up no more.

    >Personally, I think they should have
    >gunboats sink those rafts that
    >float over. That'll deter
    >anybody from wanting to come
    >over.

    I'm afraid that's the only solution.

    >While I'm on the topic of
    >blowing up people who are
    >doing crimes, I believe that
    >if criminals who get injured
    >while committing a crime should
    >have absolutely *no* rights to
    >bring any kind of suit
    >or legal action against the
    >owners of whatever hurt the
    >criminal. I don't care
    >if the person put anti-personel
    >land mines in his yard
    >and you trespass. You're
    >the one committing the crime,
    >so it is your fault
    >for getting hurt.

    Damn right. It's your property and your life. The only exception, I think, is that torture and enslavement of trespassers is too much :-)

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  13. Guest

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    >First thing my father was asked
    >was if he has enough
    >money to go home. The
    >right answer is always YES
    >- you will be granted
    >voluntary departure. Otherwise - I'll
    >leave that to your imagination
    >(guntotting agents put you in
    >handcuffs and toss you into
    >plane). As for shooting -
    >remember China, where government sends
    >family of shot criminal a
    >bill for a bullet.

    Did he enter illegally?

    >Damn right. It's your property and
    >your life. The only exception,
    >I think, is that torture
    >and enslavement of trespassers is
    >too much :-)

    Yeah, that's pushing it a little too far... Plus you need to put ample warnings and locks, etc. That way people who knock on your door looking for directions won't get blown away.

    -Xotor-

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  15. Briosafreak

    Briosafreak Lived Through the Heat Death

    Dec 18, 2003
    RE: xotor

    i only asked because when a guy did a stupid joke about russians all hell broke loose, now you`re saying the killing of people from different nationalities is a good thing and everibody keeps quiet, and when that idiot called nazis to the admins you were pretty shocked, and now you write opinions that are more popular in the arian nations boards and stick to them.
    this tells me that you don`t keep the standards you force others to keep, wich is fine, it`s your board, you can do whatever you want with it, even if it`s morally wrong, and that perhaps ignorance doesn`t excuse everything.
    by the way, try china, they`re in need of more people like you...
     
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  17. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    >Did he enter illegally?

    What do you mean by 'illegally'? Russia is not Mexico or Cuba, you can't get in without filling a lot of papers just to get on the plane. No, he entered legally.

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  18. Guest

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    >>Did he enter illegally?
    >
    >What do you mean by 'illegally'?
    >Russia is not Mexico or
    >Cuba, you can't get in
    >without filling a lot of
    >papers just to get on
    >the plane. No, he entered
    >legally.

    Illegal as in sneaking in across the border in a crate or trunk of a car.

    -Xotor-

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  19. Guest

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    RE: xotor

    >i only asked because when a
    >guy did a stupid joke
    >about russians all hell broke
    >loose, now you`re saying the
    >killing of people from different
    >nationalities is a good thing
    >and everibody keeps quiet, and
    >when that idiot called nazis
    >to the admins you were
    >pretty shocked, and now you
    >write opinions that are more
    >popular in the arian nations
    >boards and stick to them.
    >
    >this tells me that you don`t
    >keep the standards you force
    >others to keep, wich is
    >fine, it`s your board, you
    >can do whatever you want
    >with it, even if it`s
    >morally wrong, and that perhaps
    >ignorance doesn`t excuse everything.
    >by the way, try china, they`re
    >in need of more people
    >like you...

    I am not talking about white supremecy or other such nonsense. I am talking about people sneaking in across the border and causing crime. It is well known that a large percentage of crime is caused by illegal immigrants who sneak across the borders into the United States. If I were to start bitching about immigrants in general I'd be complaining about every single person's heritage in the United States with exception to Native Americans.

    I am also not complaining about illegal immigrants in general. Many such people flee across the border in order to stake out a better life, causing the USA no harm. It is those who cause crimes that are the problem.

    As for floating Cuban boats, we should either stop the age-old sanctions on Cuba or sink boats. I'm not speaking of not allowing them in the USA, I believe anybody should be able to join if they do it legally, I'm speaking of the wasted funds spent shipping the floating Cubans back to Cuba where they do it all over again. If you sink the boats you're sending a clear message that you're *really* putting your life in danger by sailing over.

    -Xotor-

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