You know you're bored.

LOL.

I do the same, and boy does it piss the wife off.

I usually get "DADDY! YOU SCARED ME! GO IN THE CORNER!
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
Sometimes, when she's taking a shower, I just sneak in and stand there, when she pulls the curtain back and sees me she freaks out.
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hehe. Man, you're a psycho.

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"WHY the scream darling? It's just me and a BIG knife".
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Nah, I bet he stands there holding the other big 'knife'. And then the wife begs: "Oooh, don't stab me with that knife, you big bad killer. Oh no, please. It's so...soooh biiig."
 
Naw, it's not even like that, I don't even have to try. I can be brushing my teeth making all kinds of noise and she gets totally suprised.
 
yeah, got a female colleague at work that always gets totally spooked when i walk up to her or say something. literally always jumps 10cm...

but knowing that fact, i always take heavy steps and everything. still she doesn't hear me... and i always wear heavy boots.

sjeez. always makes me feel fucking bad.

think i'll enable net send on her pc and warn her when i'm coming.
 
You should set it up so you can kick .MP3's off on her computer.

I did that to one of the guys in my group, plus disabled the audio control panel so he couldn't mute anything.

Hilarious having his computer shoot out homer Simpson "The Human Wang is a beautiful thing", at max level.
 
Pope Viper said:
You should set it up so you can kick .MP3's off on her computer.

I did that to one of the guys in my group, plus disabled the audio control panel so he couldn't mute anything.

Hilarious having his computer shoot out homer Simpson "The Human Wang is a beautiful thing", at max level.
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the fact that an IT manger comes up with shit like that scares me shitless...
 
Yea, I'm the practical joker unfortunately.

Wiring in speakers, the cross-connecting it to my desk via the Cat-5 network, and driving people crazy.

Or hooking up remote control power strips to my boss's monitor, and randomly shutting it off.

Ehh, if I didn't have fun up here I would go crazy.
 
I remember when I was around 4 it was Halloween and my uncle wore a scary mask in Walmart and scared the shit out of me. I always said there were "Boogers in Wal Nart" after that. Hahaha the good old days.
I tried to scare my son like that and he looked at me like I was a idiot.
 
My friend's younger (4 year old) sister grabed a pile of leafs and threw it to the air saying "How beautiful is this world!"
 
My twin little brothers used to say, "What the Jesus?" when they were younger(6-8). Now they curse like real people(age 11).
 
Here is a bit from my 9 year old campers back in 2005

Campers: Counselor Shaggy, can you teach us about drugs?

Huh, does it look like i know anything about drugs?

Cs: Yes!!

....And that is why you should never do drugs.

a week later my supervisor calls me into her office. Alan's mom said that he told her that "Its ok to do drugs as long as you buy it from people you know so they don't put anything bad in it and if you want to get really high you have to pee on your pot plant"
 
My younger cousin,(2 or 3 at the time) learned to say "the moon is a ball!" witch he repeated for 4-5 hours straight...
 
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