Your own personal Jesus

calculon00 said:
They just need to make a "virgin" Mary blow up doll if they REALLY want to show their faith.
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On topic though, I think its just wrong. Commercializing religion just makes me shudder. Whats next? Jesus condoms? Maybe a Jesus big mack? Want a holy water shake with that?

Also wtf is with the blue eyes on Jesus? Last time I checked Jesus was not a white guy with blue eyes. Also last time I checked Mary didn't wear lipgloss. (Look at the pic, I swear the doll has lipgloss or lipstick on...)
 
Jesus is white and speaks English according to American Christians. He also wanted an organized church founded in his name.
 
Yeah? Last time I checked WHO CARES?

I like how Jesus, David, and Mary all go into boring pseudo-speeches, but Moses just has a good one-liner. Moses was hardcore.
 
Obviously Jesus has blue eyes because everyone knows that non-blue eyed people are inferior, and therefore incapable of being divine.

Tsjeesh.
 
But blue eyes are recessive genes. Maybe Jesus is saying its ok to be different? :terminator:

Or maybe Jesus has kaleidoscope eyes and they shift into new colors every three seconds.
 
Sorta related, I found this site a few days back. This isn't the actual site but it has the video resources from the site :).

http://www.vintage21.com/media/vid/

Basically, some guy took a bunch of videos of jesus and dubbed them with other voices to get an idea of how non christians view christians. I thought they were pretty funny but then, I have a dorky sense of humor. The videos to watch are jesus1-4.mpg at the top... Lemme know what you think :).
 
On a sidenote, I'd hit vigin Mary.




( ^^^^^ this is where I'm going to hell.)



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Brady said:
But blue eyes are recessive genes.
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Especially why whe should slaughter all you non-blue-eyers in the first place! No more tainting of the superior blue-eyed species! NO MORE!
 
Jebus said:
Brady said:
But blue eyes are recessive genes.
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Especially why whe should slaughter all you non-blue-eyers in the first place! No more tainting of the superior blue-eyed species! NO MORE!
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And then Jeebus will feel stupid when he realises he has brown eyes... :roll:
 
Tempistfury said:
Jebus said:
Brady said:
But blue eyes are recessive genes.
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Especially why whe should slaughter all you non-blue-eyers in the first place! No more tainting of the superior blue-eyed species! NO MORE!
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And then Jeebus will feel stupid when he realises he has brown eyes... :roll:
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I'd post a webcam pic of my pretty blue eyes, but then I'd only get more of Gus' panties mailed to me.
 
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Hm... He seems to come with a hairy chest...
 
Didn't you ever hear about Aryan Jesus?
He's blonde, blue-eyed and wears white clothes. Also notice his total lack of tan.

As opposed to the normal Jesus who has a dark tan, brown hair and brown eyes.
 
No, actually Ghastly's Ghastly Comic is the one to blame in this case :P
 
This site has teh real deal. Not a effeminate blue-eyed Jebus wearing a fake beard but the ass-kicking savior with his holy shotgun!!!!

lfjesus.jpg

"the father, the son, and the bad motherf..."
includes Ninja-Messiah throwing nails

Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun

Figure size - 7.5cm standing
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There is also The Pope (when he was in the 70s), Buddha, Dalai lhama, Shiva and etc. Check this out!!.
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
 
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