Morgan_
Duckerz
Demands: Replace all statues with trees and put the statues in museums.
Suggested replacement species: Camphor, Weeping Willow, Sequoia, Dogwood, Acacia.
List of 10 reasons:
1. Trees are better for people and the environment.
2. Trees almost always look better.
3. Trees don't need taxpayer money to stay together.
4. Trees should (hypothetically) be less political than statues to most groups**(It's a fuckin tree).
5. Statues are safer in museums and should be moved there. This will result in:
5(a) -Longevity of the statue.
5(b) -Less money spent on upkeep.
5(c) -Negligible effect on tourism money.
5(d) -Gets our countries ugly ass statues out of peoples faces.
6. Keeps people from getting triggered when others try to move them around, or do things to them.
7. I like it when lists go to 10.
8. Apparently both people and algorithms prefer lists with 10 things over other numbers.
9. I made that up.
10. Listed below are 10 things your car says about you! You won't believe number 6! next->
1. You bought a lemon. next->
2. Your partner picked the car based on the kids' needs. next->
3. Bag pipe exhaust promotes cultural values and unity. next->
4. Highway Exit Middle School Honor Student. next->
5. Bird shit and pine sap. next->
6. TRUMP/PENCE 2020!!!. next->
7. fdp_Script_Error=1&subExternalID=hg:187 next->
8. Tags are 5 months out of date. next ->
9. Women hate him! Do this one weird trick when you're in her ass! next->
10. "That squeaky sound means the brake calipers are cuttin' into the discs. Probly cost you $200-250 fer each axel." next->
**Data suggests that both the Green party and the Republican party are "politically stimulated" by the presence, or concept of trees. This may have a carry over effect on other parties/groups.
Suggested replacement species: Camphor, Weeping Willow, Sequoia, Dogwood, Acacia.
List of 10 reasons:
1. Trees are better for people and the environment.
2. Trees almost always look better.
3. Trees don't need taxpayer money to stay together.
4. Trees should (hypothetically) be less political than statues to most groups**(It's a fuckin tree).
5. Statues are safer in museums and should be moved there. This will result in:
5(a) -Longevity of the statue.
5(b) -Less money spent on upkeep.
5(c) -Negligible effect on tourism money.
5(d) -Gets our countries ugly ass statues out of peoples faces.
6. Keeps people from getting triggered when others try to move them around, or do things to them.
7. I like it when lists go to 10.
8. Apparently both people and algorithms prefer lists with 10 things over other numbers.
9. I made that up.
10. Listed below are 10 things your car says about you! You won't believe number 6! next->
1. You bought a lemon. next->
2. Your partner picked the car based on the kids' needs. next->
3. Bag pipe exhaust promotes cultural values and unity. next->
4. Highway Exit Middle School Honor Student. next->
5. Bird shit and pine sap. next->
6. TRUMP/PENCE 2020!!!. next->
7. fdp_Script_Error=1&subExternalID=hg:187 next->
8. Tags are 5 months out of date. next ->
9. Women hate him! Do this one weird trick when you're in her ass! next->
10. "That squeaky sound means the brake calipers are cuttin' into the discs. Probly cost you $200-250 fer each axel." next->
**Data suggests that both the Green party and the Republican party are "politically stimulated" by the presence, or concept of trees. This may have a carry over effect on other parties/groups.
