Currently sitting at 82% positive reviews out of 13k. Wtf?
Seriously, just... why? It's a 60$ graphical mod pack for a game from almost 20 years ago. Instead of buying it, you could just use oblivion + wabbajack and get similar experience.
For fucks sake, Skyoblivion is coming out and will probably be free! Why would you pay real life money for an outdated, poorly written mess which is also woke now (genders removed and replaced with bodytypes)?
Either nostalgia goggles are real or people are that stupid. My guess it's a bit of both. You could get Baldur's Gate 3 instead or Solasta or Persona 5 Royal instead of it. Fucking hell...
Yep, there is a post on RPG codex that I'm just gonna rip as I feel a similar sentiment to it:
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I have to be honest, since yesterday I've been in a sort of cognitive dissociation state: first of all, I'm astonished by Bethesda's audacity (I don't know how else to put it), who, after 14 years of re-releasing Skyrim in every possible way and that abortion of Starfield (let's just keep quiet about Fallout 76), decides that to make a leap forward, they’ll re-release this hybrid abomination of Oblivion remastered, when, of all the games they've created, this is certainly the last one that should be remembered, as it represents the beginning of the end of everything good they'd achieved until then from a role-playing perspective. But the thing that confuses me the most is the apparent sales success, despite the absurd hardware requirements, the technical execution that appears at least inconsistent, the characters that look like puppets (an improvement over the previous potato-like models? Who knows?) and the crazy price, not to mention the "deluxe" edition with the troll move of the horse armor? And the audience? Soon, let's hurry and get screwed properly for the umpteenth time, and once again show, if it were needed, that they can rip us off every time they want and we’re perfectly happy about it, in fact, we thank them and sing praises for the good Todd."
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Shog-goth
See, we've had criticisms of Fallout 4, and we've had people reflect upon Skyrim and even Fallout 3. Had a resurgence of love for FNV when back in the day it was shat upon by a ton of people for just being a glorified expansion pack. We've had the massive failure that is Fallout 76 and the following disaster that is Starfield.
The planets were aligning for people to become more critical of Bethesda and actually start holding their feet to the fire.
Then this happens. Now, Starfield also started really positive but started to climb down the further it got because people as they played it realized "wait, this is actually shit". Can that happen to Oblviomastered? Sure.
But... Prior to Fallout 76 I'd say that Bethesdafans are fucking cultish. There is something weird with these people. There is some serious dissonance between their ability to enjoy Bethesda games, having a standard for gaming conventions and critical thinking. For some reason Bethesda games just turns peoples brains off. You can point at the shit on the wall and scream at them to look but when they do they just don't see it. They won't see it. They'll never see it.
It's not normal. I love certain older games but my god can I criticize the shit out of them for their bad design choices. But they still have redeemable qualities to them. I'd argue that Skyrim at least has the world and some semifunctional combat and Morrowind has a great world, atmosphere and lore to it that makes you tolerate the dogshit gameplay. But Oblivion? Oblivion has a handful of good quests that are marred with the same dozen voice actors that have keyboard smash names and appearances that make them all bleed together into a grey slur. That's it. Every facet of Oblivion is terrible. "Oh but back in the day" yeah but we're not back in the day anymore. Games have to hold up on their own no matter how old they are. There has to be some redeemable quality to them.
It's not that you cannot enjoy Oblivion but to flood Bethesda with 180 million supposed sales on launch week because you are desperate to play a game you already own just with UE shit filter over it does not make any sense.
It's annoying. The reason for why some companies don't improve is because their fanbases clap wildly like retarded seals at mediocrity. The reason for why we don't get good stuff is because that mediocrity is hailed as some sort of a gift from god. It's holding the industry back and has been for the longest time. But we've seen a shift in peoples response to this. We've seen more backlash at bullshit. We've seen more feet getting cooked. We've seen people start to hold games that actually aspire to move gaming forward up as exemplary and a new standard to follow.
And then this happens.
Absolute wank.
Cultists. The lot of them. "Oh but I enjoyed this game from my childhood" Yeah I enjoyed The Sims 1 as well and it is on Steam right now for 20 euro. Yknow why I haven't bought it? Because it is the sims fucking 1 and while it is a part of my childhood it is not that good of a game that I'm going to waste 20 smackaroonies on it. And even if I do buy it at 10 euro (which is far more appropriate considering its age) then I'm not gonna glaze EA for it. If they remastered it and just updated the graphical fidelity but left in every single bad design decision that they improved upon or outright remove in Sims 2 and 3 then I'd have myself a cookout, cause it ain't just their feet that would go on the fire.
But they glaze, oh boy do they love to glaze. 56 bucks for bloatware with a shitfilter and 10 dollar horse armor dlc? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!1!
Oblivion is a game that starts off fine enough but gets worse the longer you play it because you start to realize just how hollow the world is, how repetitive the dungeons become, how samey the combat is and never evolves, how unrewarding loot is, how dogshit the NPC's are, how clunky the UI is. The only hope for these zombies is that they snap awake later and go "wait... this is shit actually" just like they did with Starfield.
I wouldn't hold my breath though.
/end rant
"let people enjoy things!"
yeah yeah go back to your trough of shit and consume yourself swollen.