SarcasticGoodGuy

SarcasticGoodGuy

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  • SarcasticGoodGuy
    Anybody have any true stories that $100% happened? This one time I convinced Albert Einstein to run for President and everyone clapped.
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    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Long story short she promised me head for the rest of my life, and her father who is a billionaire offered me $100000000000 dollars.

    Checkmate Christians- atheism is the way forward.

    This actually happened.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    One time I outlived the universe, and became a supreme entity of ultimate conciousness, transcending all of the universes and all of the times
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    TorontoReign
    One time I ejaculated into a pool of primordial soup and humanity was created. You are welcome - God
    Mr muggyman 3000
    Sounds pretty interesting actually. How's the relationship between Corvo and Emily is it just another "tlou" daddy daughter kind of thing or do they actually have personalities
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    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Whoever you don't pick is turned into a statue by Delilah. She keeps them as a trophy basically.
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    Vergil
    Are you trying to say Joel and Ellie in TLOU didn't have personalities?
    Mr muggyman 3000
    Mr muggyman 3000
    I'm not nesscarily saying that. I'm just saying tlou felt like a game version of "oscar bait". Like using overly emotional moments to make people feel that it has depth rather then actually having depth.
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Dishonored 2 is a 7/10 for me- will become an 8.5 when they patch it. It's F:NV all over again, great game, terrible launch.
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    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Oh fuck I forgot about Denuvo. Now it makes sense.

    Now I have my strawman I can blindly defend this game against all valid criticisms. Thank you eissa, my crusade begins.
    Mr muggyman 3000
    Mr muggyman 3000
    Is the plot/atmosphere any good?
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Yes. Karnaca feels strange and distant- jarring almost. But the superb level design is still there so it still feels like Dishonored. It's more elegant- clockwork machinery is more concealed than the clunky steampunk from the first game, but it shows how inventions have been refined and how the world has changed in 15 years.
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Dishonored 2 has performance issues = people with 3 year old graphics cards have to play it on "high" or "very high "and not "ultra".
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    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    And there's an easy way to fix most issues - go into task manager and set D2 as high priority. Tried to tell people on the subreddit but it's a circlejerk of hate; wasn't even downvoted just completely ignored.
    eissa
    eissa
    how's the story so far?
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Better than the original. A few of the non-lethal (or mercy as they're now known) are weak, but there's one stand out one that's brilliant. I'm taking it slow, so I'm only a few missions in.
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    GAME just cancelled my Dishonored 2 pre-order. Anyone that lives in the UK can vouch for me that they're shit.
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    Vergil
    >paying 100+ bad teeth dollars for a bunch of plastic garbage
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    "bad teeth dollars"?

    brimming with originality today Vergil

    What should I call your money? Divided cesspit w/ libtard riot dollars?
    lolpop109
    lolpop109
    Fuck game. Nearly whent there to pick up battle field one, then realised it was like 5 pounds cheaper at tescos. Fuckers
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    To all Trump supporters : u dont won... expect the unexpected.
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    "We need a recount. Myself and many others voted Trump only as a joke. We regret our decision and call forth any others in a similar position. Let's make DC listen to us. #Recount2016" - oh man I'm loving these youtube comments
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    Vergil
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    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Do you think they'll add skills back in Fallout 5 due to the criticisms of F4?
    Prone Squanderer
    Prone Squanderer
    Skills are too complicated. In fact so is dialogue, so the next Fallout will be pure shooter.
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Hope so. Who needs well written chharacters when you can have 654 identical gun mods instead?
    0wing
    0wing
    They won't. Bethardia tried to listen to fans with their own way of doing it and F4 backfired. They'll do another game they like to play, a dumbed down Far Cry №2110.
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Thanks @CM Punk for making me realise that shitposting will leave you forever alone and ruin you morally and financially.
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    I don't know why but I have a sudden craving for Buenos.
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    Prone Squanderer
    Prone Squanderer
    You git, I love those. Yeah they're a waste of money because they're gone in like 5 seconds but they taste so good.

    Make buying some your main priority when you return to Blighty.
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    Vergil
    stop speaking mexican this is an american forum
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    TorontoReign
    Taco Bell Trumps Mayo and Buenos.
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Morocco is fun. This isn't a political shitpost either I really mean it. They made the foreigners wear black wristbands.
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    Vergil
    You should continue the Reconquista tbh
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    See I knew you would comment.

    PS why else did you think I went to Morocco?
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    Vergil
    I had to go through my big list of brown people jokes and decide which one to go with.
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