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    It's often in the best movies, given the best roles - but like a good shy little bitch, it...

    It's often in the best movies, given the best roles - but like a good shy little bitch, it always stays a little bit out of view - never truly brought into focus
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    If I were American, I'd get myself an S&W 4506, after considerable deliberation, I have...

    If I were American, I'd get myself an S&W 4506, after considerable deliberation, I have determined it's the pistolyest looking pistol
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    Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

    I'm fascinated with supporting roles that are required to outshine all others, in order to create a point of connection or anchor or some other effect, many have already pointed to Mike Yanagita in Fargo, but others that come to mind are trauma-man with knife-dildo from Se7en (same guy also...
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    I am becoming a balcony-man, every time I hear yapping lapdogs freaking out, I'm going out on my...

    I am becoming a balcony-man, every time I hear yapping lapdogs freaking out, I'm going out on my balcony, to survey and judge
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    I love that story so much, I love imagining it the emotional weight on grandma, for the rest of...

    I love that story so much, I love imagining it the emotional weight on grandma, for the rest of what little she has to live, of her rabid terrier ripping her grand-child literally limb from limb, blood, guts and muscle-mass everywhere she fucking deserved it
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    I always wonder - what if I were a kid on a tricycle? WELL, last year or year before, some old...

    I always wonder - what if I were a kid on a tricycle? WELL, last year or year before, some old fuckin ladies brought their two little fuckin terriers to a family gathering, and I love this: They barely welcomed them inside, before the two dog launched for the nearest toddler, and ripped him...
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    Old men too, to be fair - the only time I was bitten by a dog, was when an old man just blocked...

    Old men too, to be fair - the only time I was bitten by a dog, was when an old man just blocked my path with his dog, looking scared and demented, and his dog attacked me for then to immediately let go of me; even the dog understood I was harmless, while this old fuck just has his dog attack...
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    One time a rather large poodle tried to eviscerate me, and this skinny dude held on to it for...

    One time a rather large poodle tried to eviscerate me, and this skinny dude held on to it for dear life, blushing, sweatting, screaming at the dog - and just by his reaction, I know that dog isn't his, but probably his old mothers, and he was here visiting
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    I watched my own grandmother do this with her little terrier, every time it tried to attack and...

    I watched my own grandmother do this with her little terrier, every time it tried to attack and fucking kill children, she would reward it with pets and cuddles, lovingly muttering "no, we don't do that!"
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    One time a little terrier chased me from my home, to the supermarket, i was on my bicycle, and...

    One time a little terrier chased me from my home, to the supermarket, i was on my bicycle, and had gotten to the point where I had to figure out an offense - run the dog over, stomp its head before it gives me tetanus - old lady impotently chasing behind, inadvertedly cheering the dog on by...
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    There's an old lady chilling on a bench on the lawn, across the street, downstairs, and her...

    There's an old lady chilling on a bench on the lawn, across the street, downstairs, and her little shit demon is still screetching non stop about there being other living things in the vicinity
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    Can we ban old ladies from owning dogs?

    Can we ban old ladies from owning dogs?
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    Cambodian response was markedly more pointed - "come on then Thailand!? You want some!? Invade...

    Cambodian response was markedly more pointed - "come on then Thailand!? You want some!? Invade us! Invade us motherfucker!!!"
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    Wtf, territorial clashes between Thailand and Cambodia; both sides deny inciting aggression

    Wtf, territorial clashes between Thailand and Cambodia; both sides deny inciting aggression
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    There's giant cumululus clusters on the horizon, some looking like hydrogen bombs plz a little rain

    There's giant cumululus clusters on the horizon, some looking like hydrogen bombs plz a little rain
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