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No. You can shop better than that.

I used to live off of Lucky Charms and cigarettes at college. It's my preferred diet tbh.

No? Buy bulk items. Pasta, rice, vegetables, fruits, beans, grains, cheaper meat/tofu. Combine together via the 100,000 year old art of cooking.

Well hope you won't stay low budget for long because if you only eat instant noodles, your insides are gonna be the most rotten they ever will be.