No Mutants Allowed

South America was always going to be ours to control. As soon as Spain pulled out actually. Not saying it is right but it is obvious. South America is the new Africa. Quick! Someone else intervene so we can have another war.

It was about time that they get on the Vuvuzela. That thing is just terrible.

We're not doing this for the Oil. You probably think Iraq II was for the oil. No, this is just a war to show the American people 'we're so tough woooo the other president was a weak shit'. Venezuela's shit oil is what got them into this mess in the first place, the US doesn't need or want it. It's all politics.

Hell, the 'real' Oil War's we've had have been started by someone else lusting for oil, not the US. Saddam in Iraq I. Japan in the Pacific war. Whatever the fuck happened in the Chaco war. Etc.

Fucking americans always trying to pretend it's not for the oil. They fool absolutely onone, are they trying to fool themselves?