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Crni Vuk

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If a joke isn't funny the first time ... Can it be funny the second time? Or the third time? Or the fourth time? Or the ... Oct 23, 2019 at 12:08 PM

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1. Crni Vuk
  If a joke isn't funny the first time ... Can it be funny the second time? Or the third time? Or the fourth time? Or the ...
  
  Oct 23, 2019 at 12:08 PM
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  2. AureliusofPhoenix
    If you believe hard enough, yes.
    
    Oct 23, 2019 at 3:02 PM
  3. Korin
    Research tells us you should get as large a sample size as possible
    
    Oct 23, 2019 at 4:30 PM
    
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2. Crni Vuk
  Damn. What the fuck ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtI5HM7GVGY
  
  Sep 1, 2019
  2. alec
    It's less impressive when you realize it's heavily segmented. It's like more than 300 shots glued together, played by several guys. I like the Opposing Force one better.
    
    Sep 1, 2019
    
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  3. Crni Vuk
    Yeah I saw that one as well. Crazy stuff. Now that you mention it I didn't notice that it was segmented. I can't even imagine how many tries it required for just one moment where everything lines up perfectly ...
    
    Sep 1, 2019
3. Crni Vuk
  You have to approach Fallout 76 like a Vulcan. If Todd Howard started to talk would he nerve pinch him?
  
  Aug 21, 2019
4. Crni Vuk
  Do you or do you not want a No-Deal-Brexit? Britain: Yes.
  
  Aug 14, 2019
  2. TheOtherManInTheRoom
    Almost certainly gonna happen at this point it seems... we still think of ourselves as such, but maybe it's time to scrap the 'Great'
    
    Aug 14, 2019
5. Crni Vuk
  Chernobyle. Scientist dieing horroribly to radiation? Terrible. I guess. Soldiers shooting radiated puppies? MY FUCKING HEART HURTS!
  
  May 30, 2019
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6. Crni Vuk
  Does the Internet lie to you?
  
  May 29, 2019
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  3. The Dopamine Cleric
    Hello internet.
    
    Can you make me a website?
    
    May 30, 2019
  4. zegh8578
    uhm I'll do my best, it's been a while, em, <html><body><title>Welcome to My Internet Homepage!</title>
    <a href="pornhub.com">Click here for more</a></body></html>
    
    May 30, 2019
    
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  5. Crni Vuk
    No. But it can give you a boner.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
    
    May 30, 2019
    
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7. Crni Vuk
  Sherman is love. Sherman is live.
  
  May 28, 2019
8. Crni Vuk
  'Subverting Expectations' is my new line of the year, which stands for "bad writing", which has to be sold to fans as great content.
  
  May 11, 2019
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  3. Earth
    I would prefer the artist to try to "subvert expectations" over fanservice though. Seeing art as a product so you should just give the customers what they want leads to art becoming generic. I get your point; it sucks when things like SW go sh*t, but that's the price you have to pay sometimes. Just because you paid a painter to paint a portrait that doesn't mean it's going to be good. (you can criticise them though)
    
    May 13, 2019
  4. Crni Vuk
    We're talking about completely different things here. It's not about subverting expectations, it's about shitty writting. And we're also not talking about a painter who was comissioned to paint something, we're talking about a billion dollar 'industry'.
    
    May 13, 2019
  5. Earth
    True, a bad painter would quickly go out of business. The frustration here is that huge corporations have a monopoly on entertainment so they can get away with whatever garbage they want to write. All we have in return are our wallets and collective criticism. But neither of those things will necessarily guarantee quality or getting what we want.
    
    May 13, 2019
    
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9. Crni Vuk
  @Elsa becomes a Gargoyle!
  
  Apr 18, 2019
  2. Crni Vuk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLyO1uG-5o4
    
    Apr 18, 2019
10. Crni Vuk
  I am shocked and saddened to hear of Karl Marx's tragic death 236 years ago. I really thought he was still alive :/
  
  Apr 7, 2019
  2. zegh8578
    You mean 136, and you can all just quit it, my joke is the original and the best, yall just poor mimicks!
    
    Apr 7, 2019
  3. Walpknut
    His grandson has a parkour youtube channel. REAL FACT.
    
    Apr 8, 2019
  4. valcik
    Marx's Capital is great for lighting up dark tunnels. When burning, the tome emits the light of progress.
    
    Apr 8, 2019
11. Crni Vuk
  AVENGE ME BROTHER!
  
  Apr 6, 2019
  2. zegh8578
    Foreshadowing! Very clever!
    
    Apr 6, 2019
    
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12. Crni Vuk
  What's so Rad about Radscorpions?
  
  Apr 1, 2019
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  2. Supermarauder
    This is something I ask myself everyday. I dunno man. But it keeps me up at night.
    
    Apr 2, 2019
    
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  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    Their mad BMX skills.
    
    Apr 2, 2019
    
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13. Crni Vuk
  Froh wie seine Sonnen fliegen durch des Himmels prächtigen Plan, laufet Brüder, eure Bahn, freudig wie ein Held zum Siegen!
  
  Mar 28, 2019
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  2. AureliusofPhoenix
    Danke, mein freund.
    
    Mar 28, 2019
  3. Crni Vuk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg
    
    Mar 28, 2019
    
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14. Crni Vuk
  How do you make god laugh ...
  
  Mar 25, 2019
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  3. Walpknut
    A believer dies. He is buried and his body slowly rots. His family mourns him and remember him by his actions.
    
    End of the joke.
    
    Mar 26, 2019
  4. AureliusofPhoenix
    I was raised Catholic, but switched to moral-relative paganism. The main difference I’ve noticed between pagans and Christians is that you tell a pagan you’re Christian/atheist and they go “good for you man! Have a nice one!” Tell a Christian you’re pagan and they go “that doesn’t make any sense”, as though the Magic Sky Daddy is so much more logical than the creation of the universe being a team effort.
    
    Mar 26, 2019
    
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  5. Crni Vuk
    Yeah! When the reality is that none of them make sense!
    
    Mar 26, 2019
    
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15. Crni Vuk
  What's wrong with tropes?
  
  Mar 25, 2019
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  3. Crni Vuk
    *GASP!* It's almost as if tropes are neither good nor bad but merely tools, which you have to apply correctly and wisely!
    
    Mar 25, 2019
    
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  4. Alphons
    Hating on tropes became a trope itself.
    
    Mar 25, 2019
  5. Crni Vuk
    Tropeical Thunder!
    
    Mar 25, 2019
    
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16. Crni Vuk
  Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh!
  
  Mar 22, 2019
17. Crni Vuk
  Remember guys and girls, intelligent design!
  
  Mar 21, 2019
  2. Crni Vuk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzIXF6zy7hg
    
    Mar 21, 2019
  3. Walpknut
    On a UI/UX standpoint, I give the human body 4/10.
    
    Mar 21, 2019
    
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18. Crni Vuk
  Fallen @Paladin Hank.
  
  Mar 19, 2019
  2. Paladin Hank
    What's up?
    
    Mar 19, 2019
  3. Crni Vuk
    Nothing.
    
    Mar 19, 2019
  4. Paladin Hank
    Sounds good!
    
    Mar 19, 2019
    
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19. Crni Vuk
  THIS IS MY DRUG NOW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnKpwLYMcg
  
  Mar 15, 2019
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  3. zegh8578
    Side effects such as death? :v
    
    Mar 15, 2019
    
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  4. Squadcar
    That depends on how long we're talking. But yes.
    
    Mar 15, 2019
    
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  5. Crni Vuk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jztfVkPZQxg
    I. LOVE. BATS!
    
    Mar 15, 2019
20. Crni Vuk
  Elssa discovered the like button >_>
  
  Mar 13, 2019
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  3. Black Angel
    @eissa nah, it's not a typo. It's....a goofy way to spell 'secret'.
    
    Mar 13, 2019
  4. Crni Vuk
    Jawanese?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlPvfrB9TpQ
    
    Mar 13, 2019
    
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  5. Black Angel
    I'm not even a Javanese lel, even though I've spent more than 10 years in the island until now.
    
    Mar 13, 2019
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“I am not an anti-Semite. I can even be in the same room as a Jew without feeling anything but the natural discomfort anyone feels in the presence of such a person.”

- Albert Speer, Minister of Armaments and War Production for Nazi Germany.

Most racists are like this. They believe their prejudices and conspiracy theories to be reasoned, balanced fact, and they usually know someone with even wilder prejudices and more outlandish conspiracy theories.

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