No Mutants Allowed

Must be a foreign thing.

That or xmas swamping

Maybe. I'm too broke to shop this season so I don't know.

My sister just told me that on dad's side of the family, we're resorting to a "secret santa"-deal, "I thought you knew!" so I've apparently bought the next 2 years worth of gifts

Well, that's what you get for going to all those obscure, backroom, dildo manufacturers instead of your corporate overlord Jeff Bezos over at amazon.