No Mutants Allowed

If my hair starts falling off, I'm going to think back to that slightly eggy smell, and go "I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!"

No but your ass will be hurting later.

It was nice knowing you.

I'm okay guys. I believe this experience has only made me stronger.

Can I have your stuff?

No way man, lay off! I'm stronger, didn't you hear!? Shoo! Git! *cough, cough* I ain't for the goddamn vultures yet! *pisses blood*

Sometimes when I make an omelette, some of the eggs have like a white thing, like a appendage or something, lol. Like a tentacle. And I'm like "eww", I don't wanna eat that. But I eat it because I never waste food. It's like normal part of the egg white but looks weird. Maybe a mutant egg?