No Mutants Allowed

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"Wow, guys that was the new Fast & Furious trailer! (visibly shakes) I just don't know how the familia is going to get out of this one, bros! You all heard him, he's stronger, faster, and smarter than Dom! (Tears begin running freely down his freckled cheeks) After, Brian passed I don't think I can bear seeing any of the familia die, bro-OH, shit!"