Hoplite

I liked 2035 more than 2034, but it's not as good as 2033. Dunno about Exodus, haven't played it.

Depends if you’re a top or bottom, or some variation therein. Do you enjoy being held as much as holding?

"Make the switch today."
This does not mean what you think it means when it comes from Graves.

I see a bright future for you, Hoplite, and it's filled with black dicks. Or just dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. It's gonna be awesome until you realize that you do prefer girls and that all those teachers who said it's okay to experiment with dicks were heterosexuals themselves.

So that emotional drivel "actually really helped", but when I try to talk some sense into you, you ask me to stop. Hah. I have a feeling that someone isn't being as appreciative as he could be. And that's probably why you got dumped in the first place: you're a meanie. I hope your girl is having the time of her life working all those black dicks. She's finally free and happy. Meanie!

Alec, this was a girl I planned a future with. That's a situation I'd rather not think about, if you'd please. I appreciate your attempts.

This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry, it's just too easy. But seriously: you're 17. You don't plan a future with a girlfriend when you're 17, that's absurd. Do that when you're nearing 30. When you're 17 you just fuck them and when they say 'adios', you accept it as an opportunity to look for a different pussy.

Possibly the worst kind of pressed, although re pressed is also up there.

You came to the right party, though. The next glass is raised to you.

And I as well. I’ve also been French pressed.

Oh no, being French pressed is probably worse than de pressed. It's French.

That's BEFORE you become a vampire and get proper spells too.

So endgame is gonna cause blackholes/glitches/lulz

It isn't Oblivion if it doesn't glitch

er. Try pilgrim/marksmanship then toss vampire in for no reason.

Nice, man. Good luck with it!

Cold is nice eat dix

I used to like fall and winter because you can wear more and nicer clothes in those seasons. You can wear nice coats and a beanie and gloves and heavy boots and turtleneck sweaters (what?), but growing up, getting older, I definitely prefer spring and summer.

Graves in his forties with chronic pain.
"Winter eats dix."

Don't take the pill they give you that has no name when you deploy.

Good luck man. Congrats on fighting for what you believe in.

Going to the army?