Hoplite
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Writer and Professional Verbal Punching Bag

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Hoplite

Worth 1/5th of 100 grams of tea, Male, 17, from the roiling chaos of South Carolina

Metro 2033 is a good game. It's an even better book though. I hope 2035 is as good a book as Exodus is a game. Jan 17, 2020 at 7:17 PM

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    1. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Metro 2033 is a good game. It's an even better book though. I hope 2035 is as good a book as Exodus is a game.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        I liked 2035 more than 2034, but it's not as good as 2033. Dunno about Exodus, haven't played it.
        Jan 17, 2020 at 8:36 PM
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    2. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I feel slightly less like shit. Maybe this time I'll try for a guy.
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Depends if you’re a top or bottom, or some variation therein. Do you enjoy being held as much as holding?
        Jan 18, 2020 at 6:44 AM
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        "Make the switch today."
        This does not mean what you think it means when it comes from Graves.
        Jan 18, 2020 at 10:44 AM
      5. alec
        alec
        I see a bright future for you, Hoplite, and it's filled with black dicks. Or just dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. It's gonna be awesome until you realize that you do prefer girls and that all those teachers who said it's okay to experiment with dicks were heterosexuals themselves.
        Jan 18, 2020 at 1:56 PM
    3. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Girlfriend dumped me. I feel like shit
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      3. alec
        alec
        So that emotional drivel "actually really helped", but when I try to talk some sense into you, you ask me to stop. Hah. I have a feeling that someone isn't being as appreciative as he could be. And that's probably why you got dumped in the first place: you're a meanie. I hope your girl is having the time of her life working all those black dicks. She's finally free and happy. Meanie!
        Jan 17, 2020 at 2:51 PM
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Alec, this was a girl I planned a future with. That's a situation I'd rather not think about, if you'd please. I appreciate your attempts.
        Jan 17, 2020 at 4:38 PM
      5. alec
        alec
        This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry, it's just too easy. But seriously: you're 17. You don't plan a future with a girlfriend when you're 17, that's absurd. Do that when you're nearing 30. When you're 17 you just fuck them and when they say 'adios', you accept it as an opportunity to look for a different pussy.
        Jan 17, 2020 at 5:26 PM
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    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I am de pressed
      1. Yamu
        Yamu
        Possibly the worst kind of pressed, although re pressed is also up there.

        You came to the right party, though. The next glass is raised to you.
        Jan 7, 2020
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        And I as well. I’ve also been French pressed.
        Jan 7, 2020
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Oh no, being French pressed is probably worse than de pressed. It's French.
        Jan 7, 2020
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    5. Hoplite
      Hoplite
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    6. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Time for my 200th run of Oblivion. Thoughts on what build I should run?
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      2. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        That's BEFORE you become a vampire and get proper spells too.

        So endgame is gonna cause blackholes/glitches/lulz
        Dec 12, 2019
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        It isn't Oblivion if it doesn't glitch
        Dec 12, 2019
      4. captainantiweeb
        captainantiweeb
        er. Try pilgrim/marksmanship then toss vampire in for no reason.
        Dec 12, 2019
    7. Hoplite
      Hoplite
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Nice, man. Good luck with it!
        Dec 7, 2019
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    8. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Midterms coming up, seasonal depression, it's all well and good. I got my Fallout and TES, and I've got my dogs.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Cold is nice eat dix
        Dec 5, 2019
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      3. alec
        alec
        I used to like fall and winter because you can wear more and nicer clothes in those seasons. You can wear nice coats and a beanie and gloves and heavy boots and turtleneck sweaters (what?), but growing up, getting older, I definitely prefer spring and summer.
        Dec 5, 2019
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Graves in his forties with chronic pain.
        "Winter eats dix."
        Dec 5, 2019
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    9. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Enlistment in two days, hell yeah
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Don't take the pill they give you that has no name when you deploy.
        Nov 14, 2019
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Good luck man. Congrats on fighting for what you believe in.
        Nov 15, 2019
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      4. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        Going to the army?
        Nov 15, 2019
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    Occupation:
    Writer and Professional Verbal Punching Bag
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