Hoplite
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Hoplite

Worth 1/5th of 100 grams of tea, Male, 17, from the roiling chaos of South Carolina

Honestly fuck the government. Apr 3, 2020 at 1:21 PM

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Apr 5, 2020 at 2:46 AM
    1. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Honestly fuck the government.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        At least when they present it like this
        Apr 3, 2020 at 7:33 PM
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's been like this since time began but suddenly WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH. Yeah right. So you pay taxes. So what? If you pay in you are making over 100,000 a year. You should pay in. You make more than I ever did in the Army.
        Apr 3, 2020 at 7:34 PM
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      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        The government's not going to change because one whines. Otherwise PATRIOT and co would had died off in 2005. The only way to do it is to play their rigged game or run away.
        Apr 3, 2020 at 10:59 PM
    2. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Time to convince my friend to hop onto NMA to pick up some FO2 mods
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Something tells me that's not going to help convince them.
        Apr 2, 2020 at 4:56 PM
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        "Hey so this guy you don't know said you should come onto this abrasive fan site or he'll eat your current/future children. You down?"
        Apr 2, 2020 at 5:01 PM
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      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Well, they got the Restoration Project and Miria mod, so clearly it helped
        Apr 3, 2020 at 1:18 PM
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    3. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Almost set up the patreon, almost have the android races finished. This is going well
      1. KingArthur and Alphons like this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I’d donate but ya boi is in crippling debt atm.
        Mar 30, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        If you're forcing androids to race like horses I'm definitely interested.
        Mar 30, 2020
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    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      *trying desperately not to add a dorf as part of my TTRPG*
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        When I was your age I thought of clever things like that to add to my stories then I never used them and years went by and I ended up hating the whole concept. Don't over think it whatever you do.
        Mar 27, 2020
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    5. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      dorf is the right way to spell it. dwarf is a misspelling
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        What? What the fuck?!
        Mar 24, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        dorf
        Mar 24, 2020
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    6. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Updated my personal info!
      1. alec
        alec
        "Gender: mayonnaise. Sex: sucking big black cock. Job: sucking mayonnaise from big black cocks." I'd say you're making progress in life, Hoplite.
        Mar 24, 2020
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      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Always marching forward, Alec
        Mar 24, 2020
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    7. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Making a tabletop RPG
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Jokes on you Toronto, nostalgia for older editions has never been higher. Making an OGL compatible sci fi 3e game has never been more profitable!
        Mar 23, 2020
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Hah. I’m making a historical one; small world.

        You want me to help playtest it, I’m down.

        In any case, good luck and I hope it comes out well.

        Just don’t get discouraged if something is broken, etc. Nothing is perfect on the first try.
        Mar 23, 2020
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      5. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        If it's broken, that's what errata is for. Anyway, it's not right to fret over broken combos if the parties running them are having fun!
        Mar 23, 2020
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    8. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      People who are okay with government surveilance confuse me. Like, I don't care if you have nothing to hide. It's still authoritarian
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        People growing up in this period of history are used to it. The Patriot Act was once a big no-no type thing, but now it is necessary for our survival and people stopped caring.
        Mar 19, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I'd argue it's necessary for the government's survival rather than the people's. Can't talk bad about it too much anymore or the CIA puts you on a list
        Mar 19, 2020
    9. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I'm about sick and tired of governments in general
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I’d have figured you’d want us to drink Kool-Aid and commit mass suicide.
        Mar 18, 2020
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Toronto, you have no clue how much that encourages me
        Mar 18, 2020
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      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's easy to ignore your parents when they say that, but a random shitposter with a few tags is a little more trustworthy. ;)
        Mar 18, 2020
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    10. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      As expected, the Kung Flu is being politicized
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      2. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        I can't believe people are raising their pitchfork over the naming of this one disease. Where the fuck are they while Spanish Flu is a thing etched upon history books?
        Mar 19, 2020
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      4. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Fucking batshit insane people.
        Mar 19, 2020
    11. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      need me a thicc orc gf
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        In the future scholars will attempt to decipher this and fail.
        Mar 17, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        In the future, scholars will be trying to remember how to read with how the world's reacting
        Mar 17, 2020
    12. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Bungo borked the Warlock again. Time to cease playing Destiny until my main's playable
    13. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Finally, I have the bare minimum of setting Step 2: proper english and peer review. Who wants to read my first draft when it's done?
      1. TorontoReign
        Mar 10, 2020
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        He can help you get pointed in the right direction since he actually writes and publishes his books.
        Mar 10, 2020
      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Huh. Interesting
        Mar 11, 2020
    14. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I need somewhere to post this new work. I could make a website but then no one would ever find it
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Make it an Instagram story???? I don't fucking know. You've done confused me with the social trends of teenagers. What do you guys do? Eat hot chip and lie?
        Mar 10, 2020
      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        To be honest, I have no clue what anyone does
        Mar 10, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You write a book and self publish it after you get it edited.
        Mar 10, 2020
    15. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      First step of writing: build a setting, properly
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      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I'm just finding out the first step
        Mar 10, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Oh, well tell us the next one the second you find out.
        Mar 10, 2020
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      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        You got it
        Mar 10, 2020
    16. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Finally, time to write. Also, my brother made the poor choice of getting Battlefront II
      1. ironmask
        ironmask
        the old one or the new one?
        Mar 9, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        The new one. It's fun, but I'll never like it over Oldfront II. At least the campaign for that one was WORTH something. Newfront's campaign is just so... bad.
        Mar 9, 2020
    17. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I want to play Necrons so I don't have to paint flesh tones :p
    18. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Waters tested. Waters unsafe
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      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I mean, I told her but ok
        Mar 7, 2020
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Pro tip: Don't worry about finding a girlfriend so much. Start planning on how you are going to earn a living to keep one in the future. Don't have some vague notion of college. Really figure the shit out.
        Mar 7, 2020
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        My advice? Replace those waters with “water”, aka PCP. At the very least it’ll make you a fucking tank.
        Mar 7, 2020
    19. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      After screwing up my thing with freshman, think I'll go for my ex gf. Not the ex I just broke up with, but the one before that
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        OKAY.

        Bad idea but,

        OKAY.
        Mar 6, 2020
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      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Don't get manipulated kid. My situation is different. I had the chance to make my shit better but I didn't LISTEN to my girlfriend, also. We are both near 30 and need to live our lives a little. After 3 years of distance relationship, you jerk off to the idea of your gf getting trained by big black cock. Women want the emotional variety and men want the sexual variety.
        Mar 6, 2020
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Okay I'd like to clarify this isn't the girl who shattered my heart, just one that we sorta.. just stopped. Either or, I'm not actually gonna do anything, just test the waters
        Mar 6, 2020
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    20. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Gonna mod my Dwarf Fortress game and play as a singular to-scale bumblebee
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Much better than Skyrim. Good job.
        Mar 5, 2020
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