Hoplite

I played all the games and I think Exodus is pretty good. Just don't expect an open world game because I thought they made it in to one. It has more exploration than the previous games though, but's done pretty well in my opinion. I think if you liked the previous games you will like this one too.

Crni, I've already played the games. All of them. I'm gonna skip over 2034 because it's not part of Artyom's story and head straight to 2035 ASAP

2034 has a really interesting main character as far as Metro Universe goes, but the main conflict didn't work for me at all. I'd still recommend reading it later.

I see a bright future for you, Hoplite, and it's filled with black dicks. Or just dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. It's gonna be awesome until you realize that you do prefer girls and that all those teachers who said it's okay to experiment with dicks were heterosexuals themselves.

I mean, experience with "spears" would be "handy" for a "hoplite", amirite?

Get yourself a nice twink or ex-twink. But in the end what matters is heart. Go for the heart.

So that emotional drivel "actually really helped", but when I try to talk some sense into you, you ask me to stop. Hah. I have a feeling that someone isn't being as appreciative as he could be. And that's probably why you got dumped in the first place: you're a meanie. I hope your girl is having the time of her life working all those black dicks. She's finally free and happy. Meanie!

Alec, this was a girl I planned a future with. That's a situation I'd rather not think about, if you'd please. I appreciate your attempts.

This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry, it's just too easy. But seriously: you're 17. You don't plan a future with a girlfriend when you're 17, that's absurd. Do that when you're nearing 30. When you're 17 you just fuck them and when they say 'adios', you accept it as an opportunity to look for a different pussy.

Possibly the worst kind of pressed, although re pressed is also up there.

You came to the right party, though. The next glass is raised to you.

And I as well. I’ve also been French pressed.

Oh no, being French pressed is probably worse than de pressed. It's French.

That's BEFORE you become a vampire and get proper spells too.

So endgame is gonna cause blackholes/glitches/lulz

It isn't Oblivion if it doesn't glitch

er. Try pilgrim/marksmanship then toss vampire in for no reason.

Nice, man. Good luck with it!

Cold is nice eat dix

I used to like fall and winter because you can wear more and nicer clothes in those seasons. You can wear nice coats and a beanie and gloves and heavy boots and turtleneck sweaters (what?), but growing up, getting older, I definitely prefer spring and summer.

Graves in his forties with chronic pain.
"Winter eats dix."

Don't take the pill they give you that has no name when you deploy.

Good luck man. Congrats on fighting for what you believe in.

Going to the army?