Hoplite
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Jun 25, 2020
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288
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115
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Negative ratings received:
11

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[What the fuck is this for a shit?] 11 38
[Masturbate furiously] 12 110
[Rad] 17 411
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Birthday:
Jul 24, 2002 (Age: 17)
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Location:
the roiling chaos of South Carolina
Occupation:
Enlisting... and verbal punching bag

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Hoplite

Worth 1/5th of 100 grams of tea, Male, 17, from the roiling chaos of South Carolina

I forgot how horrifying Dark Souls was. I need the coke From Software was doing when they made Blighttown May 31, 2020

Hoplite was last seen:
Jun 25, 2020
    1. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I forgot how horrifying Dark Souls was. I need the coke From Software was doing when they made Blighttown
      1. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        Imagine being so low-down in life that you live in the literal septic tank of the Gods
        Jun 1, 2020
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Blighttown is unironically the best area of the game.
        Jun 6, 2020
    2. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      My birthday is in a few months
    3. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I donated blood today. Almost passed out twice, but I filled a couple bags of plasma and platelets
      1. MutantScalper likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You get a Gold Star. *
        May 26, 2020
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        literally how? I've lost over a gallon this month and didn't get light headed once.
        May 26, 2020
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        @TheGM

        I'm only 17 and not used to blood loss.
        May 27, 2020
    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I graduated. That's pretty rad.
      1. ironmask likes this.
      2. ironmask
        ironmask
        Nice
        May 18, 2020
    5. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I made really cool minis but I'm not sure if I wanna post them
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      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        ok but in my D&D thread or a brand new minis thread?
        May 10, 2020
      3. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        Brand new.
        May 11, 2020
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Why wouldn't you
        May 11, 2020
    6. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Slow day huh?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Every day is a slow day here kid. Go post at Codex and tell everyone how much you like Oblivion. You will have tons of people to talk to then.
        May 8, 2020
        SquidVan likes this.
      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Oh boy, a potential second mfkndggrfll? Well, I can't see Hoplite starting threads saying "Planescape: Torment is overrated, Oblivion is 10/10"
        May 8, 2020
      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I'd be stung but then I read who commented, now my day is actually improved
        May 8, 2020
    7. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I'm retiring Oblivion so I can focus on Planetside and exercise. Farewell Cyrodiil
      1. SquidVan and TorontoReign like this.
    8. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I know other sabaton songs exist but... Attack of The Dead Men on loop is my favorite thing now
    9. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      tfw no thicc thigh femboy bf
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        May 8, 2020
    10. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      My threads never get big but it sure is interesting seeing NMA members talk about things you can't have strong opinions on
      1. Black Angel likes this.
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      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Shit, sorry, that was just me projecting. HA HA HA
        Apr 30, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        The older you get the stronger your opinions become. They evolve along with you I guess based upon the things you learn and fucked up shit that happens to you.
        Apr 30, 2020
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      5. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        ^What these guys said. So along the way, experience as much of the good stuff as you can. Try to understand what makes things good, or at the very least recognize when it's *not* good or even outright bad. Don't normalize mediocrity, effort alone aren't worth praise especially if they've did much better in the past. Shit taste is a thing, be vigilant.
        Apr 30, 2020
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    11. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Y'all really out here talking about nothing but politics
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Feel free to make threads about anything you like. The Order is not NMA. So get that straight.
        Apr 27, 2020
      2. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        What do you mean? Discussing which faction in New Vegas who's the best for the wasteland doesn't really counts as politics. Unless you're talking about some other threads, then, well, I never paid attention to them myself.
        Apr 27, 2020
    12. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Goodnight fuckers, take care of yourselves
      1. KingArthur likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Good luck with sleep.
        Apr 18, 2020
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Too late.
        Apr 18, 2020
    13. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      THE QUESO WAS GOOD MOTHERFUCKERS! I FINALLY COOKED SOMETHING THAT WON'T KILL ME
    14. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      3 more hours until I make the queso
    15. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I forgot to make queso, but damn if I don't make good chili
      1. alec
        alec
        I made some chili in bed this morning, wink wink, nudge nudge.
        Apr 16, 2020
    16. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I'm making my own queso tonight
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Gross. You produce milk?
        Apr 15, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Even better, I bought milk. Capitalism.
        Apr 15, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        I made some queso last night, wink wink, nudge nudge.
        Apr 15, 2020
    17. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      What if Hitler's horrible perspective and placement of objects in art was his actual style and he was a beginning surrealist
      1. alec
        alec
        Oh? How about you show me ALL of Hitler's paintings that have horrible perspective and placement of objects. You'll be lucky to find two or three. The simple truth is that Hitler's paintings are actually pretty good. They're classic, they were already out of fashion when he painted them, but there's very little wrong with them otherwise.
        Apr 15, 2020
      2. alec
        alec
        I even like them, especially the ones where he showed off his talent to paint light on rough textures, like stone. He was a master at that. So ... don't parrot what the other parrots are parroting, Hoplite. Just suck some black cock and come up with your own original view on life. Just a thought.
        Apr 15, 2020
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I didn't recognize you without the Fleckjoker until I read "suck black cock"

        His paintings are okay, but they really could have been better
        Apr 15, 2020
    18. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Dying Light is pretty fun
    19. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I can tell you all about medical history, up to and including the moment where laudanum became a thing... But I can't do fucking geometry
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Like high school geometry? Damn son. I had that done in 9th or 10th grade.
        Apr 13, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I struggle with math. Unless I'm working with physical objects, I have the damndest time trying to do anything past basic mult./div.
        Apr 14, 2020
    20. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Days are starting to blur together
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Our mayor is a child molester so they hauled him out of his house and took him to jail. It's on the front of the paper. Probably the most exciting thing to happen to this time since that one time back in the fifties when the entire town got conned out of a bunch of money for a fair that never happened.
        Apr 10, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Then we made a holiday out of it. Sucker Day.
        Apr 10, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I know it is Friday because weed is on sale.
        Apr 10, 2020
        Hoplite and SquidVan like this.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 24, 2002 (Age: 17)
    Home Page:
    https://www.ruqqus.com/@DankestAncestor
    Location:
    the roiling chaos of South Carolina
    Occupation:
    Enlisting... and verbal punching bag
    I'm a miserable wreck who likes GFD, working on my Tabletop RPG Adventures From Port Willowswood, dogs, guns, Italian sandwiches, robots, freedom and liberty, D&D, and water.

    Feel free to message me or some gay shit like that

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    230 Oblivion playthroughs

    56 NV runs

    1 Contra Run, never to be repeated again