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thank you for reminding me based GM

Make me

And now I gave walpknut a permanent but slow acting haircut.

Where do I get a Haircut Hippie?

At the barber, or do you prefer the hair saloon, you ninny.

Barbers sell Haircut Hippies? What's a Haircut Hippie do exactly? Why should I get one?

Nah, you're good. just keep rocking that comb over. it suits you.

You're speaking non sequitur. You tell us to get a Haircut Hippie but won't provide any details on why we should get one. Only that barbers sell them unless you're a ninny then you must go to the hair saloon. Why does a barber have them and so do saloons? Can you get drunk at the barber now? Why does going to a saloon about hair make you a ninny?

Yeah I ain't reading all of that. get rekt hairlett.

I'm assuming it's some quirky mixed drink you really like.

you should assume on getting one of those hair cutting attachments for your vacuum cleaner.

i came in here expecting tf2 quotes, got whatever this is