No Mutants Allowed

Take it, you piece of shit - take Norwegian Postal Service's Gay Santa. Take gay Santa, you whore - take him hard.

Ho, ho, ho

Technically it isn't about Jesus either, this is is a pagan holiday.

Technically it isn't a pagan holiday it is a zodiacal timepiece represented in mythological form then misconstrued as God stuff by the unwashed masses.

Technically time isn't a real thing and the universe is a hologram.