No Mutants Allowed

Sonic1 X Sonic2 X Sonic3= Sonic6 Three movies, so 666. Worthy shall enter the Paradise, while the rest are devoured by Sonic creepypasta.

In a future Bakersfield, an idling television will repeatedly play Sonic 3 amongst a background of nuclear fallout

For months, the biggest cinema over here had the Sonic movie promotional materials. It was so surreal.

China invades Japan for no reason.

China doesn't really need to invade anything at this point, just wait for the war mongering to blow up in the faces of the people involved and then profiting off building shit and stablishing more trade relations. Russia is a paper tiger but a paper tiger with a bunch of rusty razors coated in aids hidden inside.