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Toblerone is a small town in west Sweden where far right nationalists have taken 20 migrant children hostage

So, some chocolate bar changing presentation is a scandal now....

No it's about toblerone adding more space between the chocolate. You're getting less product for your money. Nothing new, but toblerone is fucking delicious, so people are mad.

Shouldnt you be watching your sugary sweets intake? You know with the teeth and all

Oi! My teeth are beautiful and orange/yellow like Reece's Pieces, so watch your fucking mouth or I will bash your 'ed in.

I got's scurvy, arr!

Seriously though it's just a company exploiting the whole Brexit/Great Chocolate Tragedy of 1857/whatever situation to make more moolah.

Toblerone has always been overrated. Sell it at the airport, and everyone loses their mind and hoards it like their lives depended on it. Sell it at the supermarket, and people just shrug.

I exclusively buy it from the supermarket so I don't know what you're on about. Who the fuck buys chocolate at the airport when you can just bring it in, only liquids are banned.