No Mutants Allowed

Obviously, science says no (to be specific, a dinosaur would suffer extensive burns around its nostrils/entire face, depending on exact scenario), but what does that matter, when science is by the devil?

Their skin could be coated in a flame retardant liquid to prevent that.

Of course. Provided by Jesus, our Lord and Savior!

The book of Job has YHWH describing the most fearsome beast he created which so happens to be a fire breathing sea serpent that no man can hunt. The animal before that is a legit sauropod. Think about that one for awhile.

Except it isn't though. There's more to "sauropod" than being "big and fearsome", going right back to dragons not being dinosaurs, any more than dragons are cats and dogs.

Job was an asshole! He knew jack shit about paleontology! But he wrote his damn little book, like he knew about everything. That fucker!

I agree. Job was an unclefucker.

not every creationist is same...haha

well, being a creationist is allready a pretty fundamentalist position. The ones proposing fire-breathing dinosaurs are very few, but those who claim dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible constitute the vast majority of then. I always prefered good old European protestant types, "God made the universe, kicked off evolution, and made nuclear fusion to make stars bright!"

.... Why?

That would be metal as shit, where do I sign?