2012 Prophecies

The Vault Dweller said:
Yeah anyone who foresees the future to see the end of the world, but didn't bother to check about their own demise is a fool. Darth Sidious is a good example.

Seriously they could have just not bothered to write time past that point.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

Mrmmm its taken for granted in literature and movies that anyone who predicts the future cannot predict their own demise. Merlin could not predict his demise at the hands of Morgana. The only seers capable of forseeing their demise that I know of were the cyclops dudes in Krull.
 
I had a vision tonight and sadly it all comes down to 17 of may 2015. So ya better start sayin' yer prayerz

Add: dammit 10mmCurator, that sucks!
 
10mmCurator said:
Mrmmm its taken for granted in literature and movies that anyone who predicts the future cannot predict their own demise. Merlin could not predict his demise at the hands of Morgana. The only seers capable of forseeing their demise that I know of were the cyclops dudes in Krull.

There's Uriel Septim in Oblivion.. hell, he'd talk about nothing else. Wouldn't shut up about it!

Uriel: I'm going to die you know.
Player: Ok..
Uriel: I've seen my death. I'll die soon.
Player: Alright, you're gonna croak. Got it.
Uriel: My days are numbered. I'm going to die.
Player: Yes. I know.
Uriel: My dreams have shown me my death on this day.
Player: Alright! I get it! You're a dead man walking! Sheesh!
Uriel: Did I mention I'm going to die?
Player: ....
 
Well, we've got a NEA passing scheduled for April 23rd just two lunar distances away, so... Maybe. Maaaybeeee..... Maya-be..... You'll thiiiiiink *hic*.....
 
Humans will always be pessimists, they will try to meticulously plot out their date of demise when they should realize that death will comes slowly for them, and not in a dramatic way. Humans will destroy themselves through bad decisions made in the name of progress, constantly looking for something new to exploit until they ram straight into the concrete wall. While this may sound sudden, let me assure you that when the impact takes place over a thousand years, it is not so.
/rant
Feel free to pick it apart and find any mistakes for me. :)
 
If you were the government, and a big damn rock was hurtling through the sky in close proximity to the world, would you tell anyone?
Or would go out wiht a big party.
(kind of puts the Bush White House in perspective).
 
I am more interested in the nearly guaranted ritual suicides that will come about as a result of this. What sects that will in the end kill eachother because "Now is the time for the great spaceship, that is called allah and that has jesus like its captain, to come out from hiding behind mars and take with it the souls of the choooosen"

I wonder what forum member do people here think is the most likely to kill themselves in ritual suicide because of this?

My guess would be Sander....because the dutch church of brewerys have prophesised that the galactic forces unleashed in 2012 will stop the fermentation in liquids. And thus it is time for them the leave for the afterlife. Afterlife in the Dutch church involves 72 different types of beer, that never goes flat, and glasses that refill themselves.
 
Maphusio said:
Only thing I see happening is some fools attempting to bring a prophesy to reality... Like George Bush!

The problem with prophecies is exactly that. There are several world-ending prophecies that only depend of human action to kick-start things. And there are many fanatics/ zealots perfectly willing to help these prophecies come to live.
For me, some of the scariest are the ones that involve the destruction of certain buildings in Jerusalem. Some people seem to be just waiting for that to happen.
 
I've just talked to my Father on the phone and he said you mongrels still have five years left (check out the Bowie song "Five Years" to feed your sentiments).
In 2012 it's "GAME OVER". He promised me to write those two words in the skies in Times New Roman, so everyone can read it.
He promises permanent blackouts, leaks that turn into lakes, fishing cars out of the rivers, diseases and hunger.
Only true believers will be saved.

Repent, brethren! Repent whilst thou still haveth the chance to reserve thy seat in Heaven!

Sinners can send me 100$ via PayPal, and I'll put in a good word for you.
Muslims need to send me 250$ via PayPal, but I promise nothing. Pointing your arse to God Almighty on a daily basis is quite a big sin that is seldom forgiven. My Father ain't as anal as me.
Jews just need to wear a star on their coats and they'll get a blue card. And a bar of soap. Also: they need to stop eating beef jerky. He doesn't like it.
Buddhists are fucked (way too philosophical, he said).
And so is all the rest. My Father doesn't bother with minorities. Sorry.

Five years... That's all we've got... Nana-nana-naaaa-nana-nana-naaa... etcetera.

PM me if you feel excluded and have the cash to make it undone.
 
alec said:
I've just talked to my Father on the phone and he said you mongrels still have five years left (check out the Bowie song "Five Years" to feed your sentiments).
In 2012 it's "GAME OVER". He promised me to write those two words in the skies in Times New Roman, so everyone can read it.

So your father is Cpl. Dwayne Hicks?
 
You all can die like bozos, I'll just reserve my place in Vault 8!
... there's a Vault 8 in this universe, right?
 
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