I've just talked to my Father on the phone and he said you mongrels still have five years left (check out the Bowie song "Five Years" to feed your sentiments).
In 2012 it's "GAME OVER". He promised me to write those two words in the skies in Times New Roman, so everyone can read it.
He promises permanent blackouts, leaks that turn into lakes, fishing cars out of the rivers, diseases and hunger.
Only true believers will be saved.
Repent, brethren! Repent whilst thou still haveth the chance to reserve thy seat in Heaven!
Sinners can send me 100$ via PayPal, and I'll put in a good word for you.
Muslims need to send me 250$ via PayPal, but I promise nothing. Pointing your arse to God Almighty on a daily basis is quite a big sin that is seldom forgiven. My Father ain't as anal as me.
Jews just need to wear a star on their coats and they'll get a blue card. And a bar of soap. Also: they need to stop eating beef jerky. He doesn't like it.
Buddhists are fucked (way too philosophical, he said).
And so is all the rest. My Father doesn't bother with minorities. Sorry.
Five years... That's all we've got... Nana-nana-naaaa-nana-nana-naaa... etcetera.
PM me if you feel excluded and have the cash to make it undone.