A Very Strange Item For Sale On E-Bay.

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Jazz_Fascist, Feb 9, 2004.

  1. Jazz_Fascist

    Jazz_Fascist First time out of the vault

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    May 7, 2003
  2. welsh

    welsh This ghoul has seen it all

    Apr 5, 2003
    Cool!

    This is not that unusual. Theoretically if you get enough cash together you could buy this with a loan from a bank, maybe wiht less than $1 mil down. Then you oculd sell it for scrap in Calcutta to one of the scrap yards. Depending on the tonnage you could make a killing.
     
  3. Jazz_Fascist

    Jazz_Fascist First time out of the vault

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    May 7, 2003
    I think it would be more profitable if you turned it into a casino.
     
  4. Murdoch

    Murdoch Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Nov 24, 2003
    Dude. An aircraft carrier. Now THAT would be a great way to say that my penis is bigger than yours!

    I think I'll leave the rear deck for a heliport. The front deck will be converted to a putting/driving green, along with a volleyball net, basketball courtfreshwater lap pool with super slide and grotto! :twisted:

    The superstructure will be retrofitted into a master suite with all the implements of luxury. Also includes two VIP suites and a Papa Johns Pizza.

    The rear first level will be left as a heliport. The rest of the deck will be converted into guest quarters (for 200) with ball room, fitness center and dance floor with swings and cages for my army of exotic dancers.

    The lower decks will be converted to world class kitchens, and all the support for my gluttony including refridgerators and pens for keeping the chickens, cattle and pigs. Room will also be made for paintball arenas if possible. And dogfighting pits. :P

    Space would also be apportioned for my offices and support for my global crime ring known as SPECTER. Or not.
     
  5. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Jan 29, 2004
    Dude. You could soooooo pick up girls cruising around in that thing on the beach. TAKE THAT, YOU LITTLE SURFERBOY WANKER!
     
  6. Dove

    Dove Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Dec 2, 2003
    Bidding ended before I got there...

    Shit, I was going to start building my global domination network with this as my first piece.

    It's really not that uncommon though, you can buy all sorts of military surplus stuff in the U.S., there was a decommissioned I.C.B.M. silo for sale a few months ago here in Arizona. It would have been much more usable than an aircraft carrier.
     
  7. VaultDweller

    VaultDweller First time out of the vault

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    Feb 9, 2004
    Damn, I've seen a Russian mobile rocket launcher at www.allegro.pl - what the bloody bloody bloody hell is that? massive disarmament "with little help from foreign friends"?
     
  8. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    Dec 12, 2003
    link doesnt work. I want to see! Main screen turn on? Sorry, it got fixed. Must have been my comp.
     
  9. El*Diablo

    El*Diablo It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Dec 22, 2003
    Id use it to raise my own personal army of penguins and when the become of age they would all be fitted with rocket launchers and sent to each major city in the world. :twisted:
     
  10. Wooz

    Wooz Vault Sweeper Admin Orderite

    May 18, 2003
  11. Jazz_Fascist

    Jazz_Fascist First time out of the vault

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    May 7, 2003
    I'd also use the run way as a drag strip for cars, and that idea with the penguins, I LIKE IT!
     
  12. Gus

    Gus So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
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    Jun 16, 2003
    If it doesn't include any aircrafts, I'm not buying.
     
  13. toresica

    toresica Still Mildly Glowing

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    Jan 12, 2004
    Cool. I want one.

    /me looks at price.

    Damn.
     
  14. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Jan 29, 2004
    I love the 'will ship worldwide' thingy, btw :D


    Anyway, I wonder if it's even legal to buy that stuff... I mean, I wonder how those registration-dudes would look if you came to register that. And what kind of a driver's license do you need for that shit anyway? And how much tax would you have to pay? And would you be allowed to dock in a yacht-haven? Sooooo much questions to be asked... :cry:
     
  15. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    Speaking of weird eBay auctions, remember that story about a girl selling her virginity on the Internet? She got kicked off eBay.
     
  16. Malky

    Malky Lived Through the Heat Death
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    May 7, 2003
    :rofl:

    Heh. 20 Vestal Virgins! Buy it now - $29.99!
     
  17. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    Actually more like 10,000 UK pounds. And she set up a website once she got kicked off, and apparently someone bought it.
     
  18. El*Diablo

    El*Diablo It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Dec 22, 2003
    Thats not a bad idea if your still a virgin and hungry for some dirty sex.
     
  19. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    She was a lesbian. You figure.